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ferny
07-20-2004, 07:39 PM
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.

For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average desser tportion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamiclaw, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized.

Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.

Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal.

This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.

Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.

Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.

We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.

vasan
07-20-2004, 08:03 PM
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer


I knew it.. I knew it.... I shouldaa paid more attention in my thermal physics classes.. :doh:

:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: Cute theory dear ms. Feynman or Fern(wo)man.. :P :P

Vasan

Shy
07-20-2004, 08:10 PM
Beer adika intha scientific explanationa... kali kaalam...

Ithula yaaroo romba excited vera ;)

Shy

vasan
07-20-2004, 08:14 PM
Chumaaavaa.. beer pizzaa.. the best kindaaa diet.. :wink:

Innoru idea.. Go to the beach where the temperatures are like 25 deg or so.. And lie down the whole day.. By natural convection from your hot body (at 37 C) you will loose a lot of calories... How long you lie down there is directly proportional to how many calories you wanna lose.. :)

This is the Newtons New Diet rr.. based on his law of cooling (your heels!)...

Common gentlemen.. now we have no excuse not to follow the diet.. :P :P

vasan

RaasuKutty
07-20-2004, 08:19 PM
Who bribed u??? Heineken or Budweiser... :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

nice one ferny...

ferny
07-20-2004, 08:30 PM
Who bribed u??? Heineken or Budweiser...


neither...it was the ice cream man :wink:



Go to the beach where the temperatures are like 25 deg or so.. And lie down the whole day.. By natural convection from your hot body (at 37 C) you will loose a lot of calories... How long you lie down there is directly proportional to how many calories you wanna lose..


Great idea! Beach, pizza, beer and ice cream!! wooo hoo :ee: I'm there!

Bluelotus
07-20-2004, 10:48 PM
:sm12:

:b: super diet Fern

:sm12:

Approam Teena vanthu nalla thittuvaaa ... avakkum coool down panrathukku oru Ice crem kuduturungho :wink:

Shall we move this to the Health section :ee:
:sm12:

blue.

goodcomplanboy
07-21-2004, 12:51 AM
wow, intha theory ellam theriyama, naan ivalavu naal'a ice cream avoid pannittu irunthene :doh:

Ippave poi, Stop & Shop lernthu Vanilla ice cream vaangittu varen :dance:

Mrs-Raja
07-23-2004, 05:38 AM
Can we take off this post before my hubby reads it. ;) good one. shy, i agree with you. lollu panna oru lollu reason ;) and not only one person excited...a group

sri_gan
07-23-2004, 01:47 PM
Beer naa enna? :sm13: :sm13: :sm13: :sm13:

goodcomplanboy
07-23-2004, 02:20 PM
Beer'na ennanu theriyatha sri_gan, Beer'na, tamil'le karadi. Correct'a

ps: che evalavu veguliya irukkiyada GCB :wink:

sri_gan
07-23-2004, 03:23 PM
Beer'na ennanu theriyatha sri_gan, Beer'na, tamil'le karadi. Correct'a


Ferny,

Karadi kuda vilyadurathukkum dietkkum enna sambantham?

ferny
07-23-2004, 03:29 PM
ayooo.... enna sri_gan, beer-na ennanu theriatha?

Beer kudikara drink, karadi kadikara animal. correcta?

If you don't know what beer is....hmm...its all for the best :wink: Have ice-cream, pizza nd enjoy the sun at the beach. Sounds good?

anitam
07-23-2004, 07:47 PM
Kali muthipochu..... Beer kudukka puthu explanation...... OK ok..

Shy
07-23-2004, 08:03 PM
Kali muthipochu..... Beer kudukka puthu explanation...... OK ok..

correcta soneenga anitam.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

thangalukku thevaina poothum, athukku universal explanation thanthuruvaanga

Shy

sri_gan
07-23-2004, 08:09 PM
ayooo.... enna sri_gan, beer-na ennanu theriatha?

Beer kudikara drink, karadi kadikara animal. correcta?

If you don't know what beer is....hmm...its all for the best :wink: Have ice-cream, pizza nd enjoy the sun at the beach. Sounds good?

Enakku beer naa enna ne theriyathu... icecream le enakku puduchu ice cream Rum Punch anna parunga athu intha oorula kidaikka mattengithu ...

Shy akka and Anitam rendu perum etho solli joke mari ellam pesikurenga koncham help please... Athu enna universal explanation?

Shy
07-23-2004, 08:19 PM
kingfishernu not the bird but the drink pathi matum oru topicla answer panrael.. aana athu enna theriyaathaa...

nalla kathaiyaa irukae :evil:

shy

sri_gan
07-23-2004, 08:32 PM
kingfishernu not the bird but the drink pathi matum oru topicla answer panrael.. aana athu enna theriyaathaa...


Athu kandippa nana irrukathu... enna enakku beer na ennane theriyathe???

ferny
07-23-2004, 09:10 PM
sari sari naane solluren.

Beer is an alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and water. Some reasons why people like beer include its nutritional value :wink:(amino acids, nucleotides, many vitamins) and safety: alcohol and hops inhibit pathogens. So beer can be consumed safely even in the grossest, most reeked-out places--like Manila and a friend's basement. And there is the unique herbal effect of hops.

ippo okayvaa??

gokulan42
07-23-2004, 10:52 PM
guys, to be honest.... I heard the complete opposite from a physician... he meant that we need to avoid cold (frozen) food/drinks to help the heavily working liver....

Logic is the same though...

vasan
07-23-2004, 11:16 PM
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Goks.. by the time food gets to the liver, food is in body temperature.. :P :P :P

Don't know what the physician had in his mind...

v-

gokulan42
07-23-2004, 11:31 PM
I know the first response to my post wud be urs :))))