View Full Version : DUMB laws

08-10-2004, 06:45 PM
hey guys,
Starting from today ill be posting a series of Laws which are so dumb that it makes a dumb person like me to laugh. This is just for information and entertainment purpose and not to ridicule the people of the countries.

United Kingdom Laws

You may not fish on Sundays for salmon.

It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.

Trespassing on someone else's land is legal.

If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter.

With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.

All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. (Repealed 1976)

The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)

It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).

It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.

City Laws

Chester Laws
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

Hereford Laws
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.

Liverpool Laws
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

London Laws
Companies may vote in local elections.

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.

York Laws
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

Isle of Man Laws
Crossbows are banned

Isle of Sark Laws
All land must be left to the eldest son.

Divorces are outlawed.

hope you guys enjoyed it. Next its gonna be none other than US of A :wink: