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Bluelotus
11-22-2004, 04:30 AM
a bit of creationism theory...but still worth reading :ahha:


Women


By the time God made woman, he was into His sixth day of Working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And God answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," God protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, God." She is soft," God agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. God replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," God corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked. God said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, God. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.

Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy and hope.

They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget their worth

coolian
11-22-2004, 04:53 AM
Yawn. :ee:.

RaasuKutty
11-22-2004, 05:24 AM
However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget their worth


The final product seems to be working totally opposite to the design specs... They only keep talking about their worth and all the other features are bugged totally..

coolian
11-22-2004, 06:08 AM
Hahhahahhahahahaaa.....that's pretty funny...

PS: I don't see the men gloating about themselves. Why should we :cool: ?

anainar
11-22-2004, 12:51 PM
Ujjala,

That was the spec sheet created by God some millions of years before when he first did the masterpiece. May be the first piece that he created was like that. The one's nowadays are billion'th version and the specs have changed completely.

Gloating on self worth( even when there is none for that model ) is the top most.( this email chain definitely is started by a woman :ee: :ee: If a man can write so eloquently about women, either he lived billion years ago or he never had access to women and this is his dream model ).

Tears are nolonger expressions of love or joy. Those are weapons used conveniently to suit the situation.

Of course the model wont take no for an answer for anything. But they dont hesitate to say "No" to others.

I happened to see the latest Vision Document prepared by one of the women model. Pretty scary stuff. :ee: :ee: :ee:

Cheers.

PS: Take it easy guys. I cant dodge poorikattais and poosanikkais. Not feeling so well for the last two days..

Bluelotus
11-23-2004, 12:53 AM
you haven't seen men gloating :00: riiiiiiiiiight :Ksp: you need to pay a tad more attention on the world around you then me matey :ahha:

It's not supposed to be funny but inspirational :Ksp: .....anaaa ennakku oru doubt ...where are the ladies hiding :think:




PS: Take it easy guys. I cant dodge poorikattais and poosanikkais. Not feeling so well for the last two days..

you are forgiven all your trespasses :pray: I blame Johnny walker and JD for it completely :evil:

:ee: though I must agree with you abt the tears
I still haven't found a way of making my lacrimal glad secret at will :doh:
better go now........

vasan
11-23-2004, 01:17 AM
I still haven't found a way of making my lacrimal glad secret at will
better go now........


If you need any help with that lemme know.. :ee: One good "kottu" on the head, and those fellas will work over time.. :wink:

Coming back to the topic at hand.. :think:



By the time God made woman, he was into His sixth day of Working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And God answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her?


Working 6 days non-stop.. Overtime.. and a too much of a spec sheet.. :think: If I say God made mistakes... that would be blasphemy.. :( :(

Also, now I know why he had to rest on the 7th.. I mean.. if you work on a thing like that wouldn't you want to rest or even apply for another job.. :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

v-

coolian
11-23-2004, 01:22 AM
you haven't seen men gloating :00: riiiiiiiiiight :Ksp: you need to pay a tad more attention on the world around you then me matey :ahha:
No matey, we don't need to write stuff about how good we are :ee:. It's all in the head :D.

Bluelotus
11-23-2004, 01:23 AM
:00: thattha et tu :snooty:
...irungha irungha Akka varattum with special poorikattai :ee:

pshhhhht :Ksp: he only decided to stop on the 7th day so he could admire his latest creation ..which was so perfect :ahha:

Bluelotus
11-23-2004, 01:27 AM
you haven't seen men gloating :00: riiiiiiiiiight :Ksp: you need to pay a tad more attention on the world around you then me matey :ahha:
No matey, we don't need to write stuff about how good we are :ee:. It's all in the head :D.

Indeed :sm12:
athu thaan theriyuthae :Ksp:
you can't really miss huge craniums full of hot air :ee:
just kidding really :ee:

coolian
11-23-2004, 01:42 AM
Frankly, I'd prefer having a "huge cranium full of hot air" to being a woman who'd actually find sugar-glazed articles like that inspiring :D.

Bluelotus
11-23-2004, 01:45 AM
a little sugar makes the medicine go down :wink: Mary Poppins swears by it :sm12:

coolian
11-23-2004, 01:53 AM
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc ious..."

butterfly
11-23-2004, 04:29 AM
It's not supposed to be funny but inspirational .....anaaa ennakku oru doubt ...where are the ladies hiding


Right here blues...but giving chance to our friends to nag nag nag :sm12: ...idhule oruthar sick & the other sleeping :sm12:

anainar wrote,


Not feeling so well for the last two days..

Hope ur feeling better now anainar ...Get well soon :sm08:

dinesh
11-28-2004, 10:36 AM
Yawn.

Seconded :ee:



If I say God made mistakes... that would be blasphemy..

Which is far more fun than solemn sermons anyway. ;)



Frankly, I'd prefer having a "huge cranium full of hot air" to being a woman who'd actually find sugar-glazed articles like that inspiring

Somehow women have this craving for all things sugary, even its just words. God knows why :sm12: