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Shy
01-04-2005, 05:46 PM
Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.

Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first? The woman, the man would get lost.

How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they bothlast about 60 seconds.

How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in abikini.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

If men got pregnant ....
Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available inconvenience stores and drive-through windows.

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at theOlympics?
He had it bronzed.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shakethe stove.

How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."

Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of35 think of?
Dating children.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
Because they have nothing else to brag about.

Why do men never stop to ask for directions?
Because they aren't lost, they just don't know where they are.

3 ways to have fun with men:
1.tell him that this girl he likes wants a kiss
2.take out the batteries on the remote and then tell him that a Football game is on
3.wait till the first two are complete, then innocently tell him that you thought he knew better


Just Kidding, no Offense meant ;)

Shy

silican
01-04-2005, 06:00 PM
ஏட்டிக்கு போட்டியா செஞ்சிட்டு "Just Kidding" வேறவா ? சரி சரி...:snooty:

தர்மத்தின் வாழ்வு தனை சூது கவ்வும். மீண்டும் தர்மம் வெல்லும்.

- Silican

anainar
01-04-2005, 06:38 PM
Shy,

நல்லாவே இசைப்பாட்ட ு பாடி இருக்கீங்க . :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

I did read the post about women and knew that Jagga has started the gender war again. We all have done our time and it is for him to do now. :D :D :D

Had a hearty laugh reading everything. Some of it actually true. Especially the remote and football game.

Cheers

ashokcsn_2000
01-04-2005, 06:42 PM
இப்பொ எல்லாம் கீதம்ல சன் டீவியும் ஜயா டீவியும் பாக்கர effect கிடைக்குது ... :sm12: :sm12:

anainar
01-04-2005, 06:52 PM
எது சன் டிவி, எது ஜெ டிவி அசோக்?? UPS நடத்தரது ஜெ டிவியா?? :D :D :D

ஊர் ரெண்டு பட்டா கூத்தாடிக் கு கொண்டாட்டம ். நல்ல சண்டை போட்டா பார்ர்கர நமக்கு குஷி. போடுங்க, போடுங்க. :sm12: :sm12:

Cheers

Priyanka
01-04-2005, 07:24 PM
ஏட்டிக்கு போட்டியா செஞ்சிட்டு "Just Kidding" வேறவா ? சரி சரி...:snooty:

தர்மத்தின் வாழ்வு தனை சூது கவ்வும். மீண்டும் தர்மம் வெல்லும்.

- Silican

Intha maadiri silican kindal panniyathai ethirthu indha sabaiyilirundhu veli nadappu seiyaren. :(

Pramaatham U.P.S. அப்படி போடுங்க அருவாள! :yes:

Priyanka
01-04-2005, 07:24 PM
ஏட்டிக்கு போட்டியா செஞ்சிட்டு "Just Kidding" வேறவா ? சரி சரி...:snooty:

தர்மத்தின் வாழ்வு தனை சூது கவ்வும். மீண்டும் தர்மம் வெல்லும்.

- Silican

Intha maadiri silican kindal panniyathai ethirthu indha sabaiyilirundhu veli nadappu seiyaren. :(

Pramaatham U.P.S. அப்படி போடுங்க அருவாள! :yes:

Bluelotus
01-04-2005, 09:30 PM
ouch! :ee:

Shy akka what can I say :ee: :yes: : ee:

vasan
01-04-2005, 10:32 PM
:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Govt bonds and men? :P :P :P Whew... :P :P

Good stuff, teacher.. :b:

Vasan

ps: have been circulating on the net.. :think: should revenge motivate copy+paste? :oops:

Shy
01-04-2005, 10:56 PM
:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Govt bonds and men? :P :P :P Whew... :P :P

Good stuff, teacher.. :b:

Vasan

ps: have been circulating on the net.. :think: should revenge motivate copy+paste? :oops:

பெண்களை பத்தி தப்பாக பேசினாலோ இல்லை ஏழுதினாலோ இணையதளம் என்ன, கடல் தாண்டிக்கூ ட போய் ஆண்களை பற்றி செய்திகளை தேடி கொண்டுவருவ ேன்.. ஆமாம் சொல்லிடேன் :evil: :evil: :evil:

Shy

goodcomplanboy
01-05-2005, 01:18 AM
sabaash seriyana potti :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

reks
01-05-2005, 01:38 AM
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business

What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

:ahha: :ahha: :ahha:


Good one shy :cool: :P

Priyam2004
01-05-2005, 10:05 PM
Appadi podungo Shy akka :yes: :yes: :yes:

Parthingalaa naa sonnen'le.... :P Evlo alaga puttu puttu vachurukanga namma Shy akka....super akka....simply superb.... :b:

RaasuKutty
01-06-2005, 01:11 AM
While most stuff were false this is quite true


What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

சட்டியில இருந்தா தானே அகப்பையில வரும்.. :sm12: :sm12:

Bluelotus
01-06-2005, 01:46 AM
While most stuff were false this is quite true


What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

சட்டியில இருந்தா தானே அகப்பையில வரும்.. :sm12: :sm12:

that's because you're (A) looking in the wrong cauldron :Ksp:
(B)you do not know how to use a laddle :ahha:

:ee:

san2003
01-06-2005, 06:30 AM
Appadi podungo Shy akka :yes: :yes: :yes:

Parthingalaa naa sonnen'le.... :P Evlo alaga puttu puttu vachurukanga namma Shy akka....super akka....simply superb.... :b:

very true priyam....apidithan podunga shy akka :) :yes: :yes:
all of it is true.... they say that women r dumb n so on.... men r not to be left out... they r worse :) ;) (hope i dun get into trouble :) )


How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."

Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

VERY VERY VERY TRUE.... i have seen it practically... with my frens
especially laundry.... YUCKS!!! all clothes filthy... athelae filthy thaniya filthy but wearable thaniya.... means all FILTHY!!!.... my aussie mate does this... n he only does the proper laundry once in a blue moon.... :)

Priyanka
01-06-2005, 07:04 AM
Shy akka. Ithaiyum serthukkonga.

Why men never understand women? Because they have no brain. :lol:

vasan
01-06-2005, 03:44 PM
Shy akka. Ithaiyum serthukkonga.

Why men never understand women? Because they have no brain. :lol:

They?? :Ksp: They, who? :00: subject, object, pronouns, confused? :Ksp: :Ksp:

Why can't men ever understand women? Because men have no brains (meaning men lack brains and cannot understand even simple things, much less a woman !)...

Why can't men ever understand women? Because women have no brains (meaning they are not understandable, because they lack a material substance in side their heads, making them no more than expensive chinese claypots, and therefore women cannot be understood.)

Should this be in random talk.. :think: Whatever... Where is my coffee...

v-

unique
01-06-2005, 08:37 PM
Shy

Supero super poonga.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: had good laugh reading it......

vasan
01-06-2005, 08:51 PM
The rain it raineth every day
On the just and unjust fella.
But mostly on the just fella,
because the unjust stole the just's umbrella

Sidetrack:

Reks, totally cool signature line.. :yes: :yes: Oh how it raineth.. :P :P

v-

aswin
01-06-2005, 09:52 PM
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.



This one is so true, they dont even dare to fight with a 4 year old for a remote ...the older they get the younger they become, younger in the sense ...very child like , immature .....and ...

Yeah expensive chinese claypots are better than creepy :? creatures .

anainar
01-06-2005, 10:31 PM
Aswin,

Remote is an extension of the arm for guys. Will you keep quiet if some one takes away your arm? Whether 4 year old child or 80 year old grandma, we will run and fight to get it back. :D :D :D Athukaaga immature, creepy ellaam too much. :evil: :evil: :evil:

Cheers

Bluelotus
01-06-2005, 10:54 PM
but Aswin...you will not get a response, in fact any response, from chinese clay pots...
you should try this game sometime:
needle him till he explodes
measure time taken for required behaviour to show up :ee:

sometimes it might take days :oops: ...other times...it's so fast it's fun :ahha:

Shy
01-06-2005, 10:56 PM
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.



This one is so true, they dont even dare to fight with a 4 year old for a remote ...the older they get the younger they become, younger in the sense ...very child like , immature .....and ...

Yeah expensive chinese claypots are better than creepy :? creatures .

:yes: aswin, one more to women's group.. welcome aswin !!!

Shy

silican
01-06-2005, 11:34 PM
Ada Pongappa,
Epo paaru indha PK, Shy Koshtikku idhu madhiri edhachum pannalainna Office'la thookam varadhu..:snooty:

You too Priyam :00:


- Silican

Shy
01-06-2005, 11:46 PM
unmai eppadi thaan... kasakkum.. but accept panika vendum ;)


Ada Pongappa,
Epo paaru indha PK, Shy Koshtikku idhu madhiri edhachum pannalainna Office'la thookam varadhu..:snooty:

- Silican

yaen summa thookam varaadhunu sona ennavaam.. entha officela thoogarathu, busla thoongarathu evalavu yaen.. wherever they are sitting, konjam aadinaalae poothum, yaethoo avanga amma vanthae thalatratha nenaichutu thongarathu intha guys.. not girls ...venaa aiyaraathu pengalukaaga ulaikkum jagakita kaelunga :ahha:

Shy

silican
01-07-2005, 03:38 AM
yaen summa thookam varaadhunu sona ennavaam.. entha officela thoogarathu, busla thoongarathu evalavu yaen.. wherever they are sitting, konjam aadinaalae poothum, yaethoo avanga amma vanthae thalatratha nenaichutu thongarathu intha guys..


"kavalai illadha manidhan" apdeennu oru chandrababu paatu ketrukeengala ?? manasula vanjanai, poraamai, kurukkku buththi edhuvum illadha nallavangalukku thookam thaana varum. :ahha:

- Silican

yogesh220
01-07-2005, 02:58 PM
கடவுளே!!!கடவ ுளே!!!கடவுளே !!!கடவுளே!!!கட வுளே!!!கடவுள ே!!!கடவுளே!!!க டவுளே!!!கடவு ளே!!!கடவுளே!!! கடவுளே!!!கடவ ுளே!!!கடவுளே !!!கடவுளே!!!கட வுளே!!!கடவுள ே!!!கடவுளே!!!க டவுளே!!!கடவு ளே!!!கடவுளே!!! கடவுளே!!!

Priyanka
01-08-2005, 06:41 AM
கடவுளே!!!கடவ ுளே!!!கடவுளே !!!கடவுளே!!!கட வுளே!!!கடவுள ே!!!கடவுளே!!!க டவுளே!!!கடவு ளே!!!கடவுளே!!! கடவுளே!!!கடவ ுளே!!!கடவுளே !!!கடவுளே!!!கட வுளே!!!கடவுள ே!!!கடவுளே!!!க டவுளே!!!கடவு ளே!!!கடவுளே!!! கடவுளே!!!

பக்தா! நின் பக்தியை யாம் மெச்சினோம் . வேண்டுவன கேள்!

என்ன யோகி! இவ்வளவு தடவை கூப்புடணும ா! ஒரு தடவை கூப்டாலே வந்திருப்ப ேனே! :P

yogesh220
01-08-2005, 07:36 AM
இந்த ஏழையின் அழைப்பினை செவி மடுத்து ஓடோடி(பறந் ு???) வந்தமைக்கு நன்றி....:):)

என் தேவையெல்லா ம், ஒன்றே ஒன்று(!!!)தான .... இனிமேலும் கீதமில் இது போன்ற ஜாதிக்கலவர ங்கள் (ஆண் ஜாதி, பெண்ஜாதி(ப ண்???)) நடைபெறக் கூடாது.... தாங்க முடியவில்ல ை

அப்புறம், கார்த்திஸ் அத்தையை பார்த்துக் கொள்.... :):):):):)....

suha
01-12-2005, 01:41 AM
:sm12: nice one shy akka......nalla podungo.... :ahha:


Ho OPM thaan kadavulla....

kadavul why vivek oberoi... avatar la vachi irrukku :ahha: :think:

Shy
01-12-2005, 02:35 AM
:sm12: nice one shy akka......nalla podungo.... :ahha:


Ho OPM thaan kadavulla....

kadavul why vivek oberoi...ahha: :think:

Athu enna OPM :think:

Adi paavi.. enna pechu ithu.. yaarukoo adi kadaikapooguthu eppo :evil: :evil:

Shy

suha
01-12-2005, 03:10 AM
acho akka chorri........edit pannittein...... :oops:


OPM na........Only Priyankha Mom.... :sm12:

OPM adikadhingo......unngaluku thaan heros pidikadhei...why oberoi maatum pidikuma adhu thaan apdi kettuttein :Ksp: choori

Shy
01-12-2005, 03:59 AM
acho akka chorri........edit pannittein...... :oops:


OPM na........Only Priyankha Mom.... :sm12:

OPM adikadhingo......unngaluku thaan heros pidikadhei...why oberoi maatum pidikuma adhu thaan apdi kettuttein :Ksp: choori

chamathu..good girl nee :)

Shy

Priyanka
01-12-2005, 06:27 AM
OPM adikadhingo......unngaluku thaan heros pidikadhei...why oberoi maatum pidikuma adhu thaan apdi kettuttein choo

Suha! U have completely misunderstood me. I never said that I did not like heros. Ippo irukkara tamil heros ellam sollikkaraa maadiri illainnu thaan sonnen. You know Shivaji, MGR Geminiganesan etc. Even Kamal hassan. Avanga ellam evvalavu personality-oda irundhaanga. Nallavum nadicchaanga. Ippovum varuthungale! :evil: Onnu kooda parka sahikkalai.

BTW I like Vivek because of his kind heartedness. That is why I have chosen his image as my avatar.

suha
01-12-2005, 02:29 PM
OPM adikadhingo......unngaluku thaan heros pidikadhei...why oberoi maatum pidikuma adhu thaan apdi kettuttein choo

Suha! U have completely misunderstood me. I never said that I did not like heros. Ippo irukkara tamil heros ellam sollikkaraa maadiri illainnu thaan sonnen. You know Shivaji, MGR Geminiganesan etc. Even Kamal hassan. Avanga ellam evvalavu personality-oda irundhaanga. Nallavum nadicchaanga. Ippovum varuthungale! :evil: Onnu kooda parka sahikkalai.

BTW I like Vivek because of his kind heartedness. That is why I have chosen his image as my avatar.

:Ksp: :Ksp: :Ksp: :Ksp: :Ksp:

U know OPM....actulla....big pragraph padikkanum na enaku very lazy....2 lines irrundha ennaku puriyum..illnna naan padikavei mattein :?

so unngha post ipo pdichittei vandhu elamei marrandhu pocchu :ee:

2 lines padchiye palagiducchu :lol:

dinesh
01-14-2005, 09:47 PM
Yakkov, Ipdi ethanachum kadi joke sollikkitta thaan undu. Maththapadi solrathukku onnume illa.....

sari sari ponnugalaa......sirichathu pothum.....yellarum poi TV serial parthu alunga..... :sm12: