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Teena
01-27-2005, 02:45 PM
Men are Hard to Please...!!!

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
! If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!


ayoo guys yenna adikadheengha:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
.....idha yennaku send panna yennoda frienda adingha :lol: :lol:

anainar
01-27-2005, 03:53 PM
You too Dr??? :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: உங்களை அடிக்க கை கூட வரமாட்டேங் குதே?? என்ன செய்ய?? இப்படி நெஞ்சிலியே அடிச்சிட்ட ிங்களே!!!

Had a hearty laugh though. May be some poor soul let out her steam writing this. :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Cheers

katteri
01-27-2005, 04:01 PM
Aiyoo Dr teena neengalum antha pakamaaa....


Men are hard to please.....

Women can never be pleased..... :sm12:

Teena
01-27-2005, 04:17 PM
anainar, katteri I know women also would not get pleased sometimes never nnu solladheengha :nono: sooooooo........samdhanam :yes: ...okayva.....chumma jollykaga post pannen. :ahha:

Bluelotus
01-27-2005, 05:55 PM
:think: teena what would you know of men at 14 :wink: :ee:
:ee: chumma chumma just kidding babe :wink:

I don't know I have come to the conclusion lately better off ignoring them...well except if it's daddy :wink: need his credit card :sm12: you know :wink:




If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but
if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
:doh: I don't get this ...why would they call you selfish if you don't send this to them..since potentially they don't know of it existence till you do fwd it to them riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? :00:

Teena
01-27-2005, 06:20 PM
:think: teena what would you know of men at 14 :wink: :ee:
:ee: chumma chumma just kidding babe :wink:

I don't know I have come to the conclusion lately better off ignoring them...well except if it's daddy :wink: need his credit card :sm12: you know :wink:

5 vayasu pappa unna vida yennaku men pathi konjam theriyumnu nenkraren becoz I'm a teenager :lol: :ahha:


:doh: I don't get this ...why would they call you selfish if you don't send this to them..since potentially they don't know of it existence till you do fwd it to them riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? :00:

amma blue yennakum onnum puriyala....I will take those lines off........okayvaaaa

coolian
01-27-2005, 06:23 PM
Pretty funny but stupid too...I got this as a forwarded email a longgg time back...it spawned a "gender war" but then I realized that it's simply not worth the time...we're better anyway :ee:.

vijitha
01-27-2005, 09:21 PM
all of the are so true.......shame on men

coolian
01-27-2005, 09:37 PM
Why do women whine all the time?

Bluelotus
01-27-2005, 10:52 PM
I realized that it's simply not worth the time...we're better anyway :ee:.

:think: do you always need to feel slightly superior to remain content? :think:

I thought people were born equal and remain equal ...even after death...
they're just a bunch of atoms when you get down to the basics :ahha:

vasan
01-28-2005, 12:27 AM
they're just a bunch of atoms when you get down to the basics

Well.. Some atoms are more equal than the others.... :wink:

:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Reading too much of Orwell.. :oops:

v-

coolian
01-28-2005, 12:58 AM
I realized that it's simply not worth the time...we're better anyway :ee:.
:ee: <--------------------- a joke, blue, a bad joke, but a joke :ee:...

Bluelotus
01-28-2005, 02:47 AM
oh I see joke was it :wink: got it dude :ahha:

no thattha all atoms are of equal importance as atoms :wink: now when they all start to bunch up and cohalese...then that's a whole new ball game :ahha:

vasan
01-28-2005, 02:57 AM
then that's a whole new ball game :ahha:

:00: :00:

You mean the DNA is all messed up for women? (xy or xx what chromosome is it? don't remember too well.... :Ksp:)..

Don't talk like that Bleukutti.. :nono: :nono: Women are (almost) equal to men.. :wink:

:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Chummaa pulling thy legs, your Highness.. :sm03:

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indhu2000
01-28-2005, 06:31 AM
It is true :sm34: ... :pray: :sm15: 100% true..Girls yellarum serndhu guyz-sa kuttalaam vaangha..

coolian
01-28-2005, 06:52 AM
Hhahahhaa...I got this in an email some time back....thought I might share it with you fellas...

Priyanka
01-28-2005, 07:23 AM
கூலியன் அனுப்பிச்ச படத்துலேர் ந்து என்ன தெரியுது? ஆரம்பத்துல ேர்ந்தே பெண்கள் ஒழச்சு ஒழச்சு ஓடா தேஞ்சுருக் காங்கன்னு தெரியுது. :cry:

EKT! :sm04: இங்க வந்து பாருங்க! உங்க கட்சி உருப்பினர் ஒருத்தர் அந்தர் பல்ட்டி அடிச்சுட்ட ார். :sm12:

PS: EKT = Ethir Katchi Thalaivar = anainar :lol:

PS2: avar ennai VPK-nnu koopidra varaikkum naan avarai ippadi thaan kooppida poren. :evil:

anainar
01-28-2005, 01:44 PM
எங்கெ, எனக்கு ஓடு ஒண்ணும் தெரியலியே? ஆம்பளைங்க தான் கொஞ்சம் முன்னேறி இருக்காங்க . அப்படி பொம்பளைங்க முதுகுல என்ன வெயிட் இருக்குன்ன ும் தெரியலை. அப்புறம் ஏன் நிமிரவே இல்லை? :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Really some thing messed up in the DNA of women. I can see that frown in her face which stayes from beginning to end. Frowning about why her husband did not do what she said to him. :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Cheers

VPK, ETK,எப்படி கூப்பிட்டா லும் நான் நான் தான், நீங்க நீங்க தான், இதுல என்ன இருக்கு? எப்படி வேணா கூப்பிடுங் க.. :sm12: :sm12:

Priyanka
01-28-2005, 04:09 PM
எங்கெ, எனக்கு ஓடு ஒண்ணும் தெரியலியே? ஆம்பளைங்க தான் கொஞ்சம் முன்னேறி இருக்காங்க . அப்படி பொம்பளைங்க முதுகுல என்ன வெயிட் இருக்குன்ன ும் தெரியலை. அப்புறம் ஏன் நிமிரவே இல்லை? :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Really some thing messed up in the DNA of women. I can see that frown in her face which stayes from beginning to end. Frowning about why her husband did not do what she said to him. :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Cheers

VPK, ETK,எப்படி கூப்பிட்டா லும் நான் நான் தான், நீங்க நீங்க தான், இதுல என்ன இருக்கு? எப்படி வேணா கூப்பிடுங் க.. :sm12: :sm12:

ம்ம்ம்ஹூம் ... இப்படி சொன்னா சரிபட்டு வர மாட்டீங்க. அண்ணி கிட்ட (அது தாங்க உங்க wife :wink: )கிட்ட பண்ணினாதான ் சரிபட்டு வருவீங்க. :ahha:

san2003
01-28-2005, 04:43 PM
ive got this fwd mail b4 as well.. n its 100% true.. ive seen guys doin it.. so immature i feel... :) it is hard to please these guys... hehe... better escape b4 the geetham guys come after me.. hehehe


Men are Hard to Please...!!!
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
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hey kampung is a malay(malaysian) word... did u understand that? ... or is it the same meanin in another language? :think::think:

coolian
01-28-2005, 05:41 PM
Apa khabar, san'03!?

coolian
01-28-2005, 05:42 PM
I bet that forward came from singapore...I bet I bet I bet...

san2003
01-29-2005, 07:25 AM
Apa khabar, san'03!?

khabar baik coolian.. how u knew that? ur from msia or spore?


I bet that forward came from singapore...I bet I bet I bet...

could be from malaysia as well.. why u say spore?

Priyanka
01-29-2005, 08:02 AM
Apa khabar, san'03!?

khabar baik coolian.. how u knew that? ur from msia or spore?



Appadinna enna artham sandoll?

san2003
01-29-2005, 08:10 AM
PK .... apa khabar means epidi irukae? .... i replied... khabar baik which means nalla irukaen :)

hehehee.... anyone else wanna learn malay ;) hehehe... im pretty good at it.. :ee:

Priyanka
01-29-2005, 08:16 AM
pEsaama 'thamizil ezhuthuvathu eppadi'nnu Vasan thaatha class eduththaa maadiri 'Malay'il pesuvathu eppadi'nnu neenga class edukka aarambingalen :P

vaalu2005
01-30-2005, 06:46 PM
Vittaaa angalaaa meengalakki kayaa vachu karuvaada akiduveengalee...hehehehe

ippo enna seiveenga ippo enna seiveengaa

WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES...


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful.....WOMEN!!!


Last word....strategy ilaanaa enna usurooda vidamatanga....so pasangalaaa manichudungaa last la same side goal adichutenu....

Vaalu.................

coolian
01-30-2005, 11:23 PM
khabar baik coolian.. how u knew that? ur from msia or spore?
Hahaha...I lived in S'pore for a number of years :ahha:...I don't know malay but heck, I used to catch a few phrases here and there - u needed them to play soccer with the malay fellas....!!!

Down, m'sia, down!!!!! :evil: