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anjali
09-22-2003, 09:35 PM
Here I send you battle of arranged marriage vs. love marriage.

Love Marriage:
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage:
Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is
fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage:
It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time
thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage:
Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Love Marriage:
Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.

Arranged Marriage:
Compatible with hardware Parents.

Love Marriage:
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and
execution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage:
You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage:
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food,
washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage:
All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

Love Marriage:
Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage:
Product is sold as it is where it is basis. Product once sold will not be
taken back..............

sri_gan
09-23-2003, 02:16 AM
This is way too much, but interesting to read.

sundargindia
09-23-2003, 05:34 PM
anjali u may be working in s/w programming side......ithu konjam over.
Thank god! atleast u r not using any program languages to define...

But its different and interesting to read...

sundargindia
09-23-2003, 05:34 PM
remember that in a pattimanram of salaman pappaiyya the team which won this debate is ARRANGED MARRIAGE

So i agree with that judgement ....

anainar
10-02-2003, 04:30 AM
Anjali,

Neenga software ezhuthareengalo, illayao vazhkayaiyum softwareyum compare panniteenga. Enna ore prachinai, software evlo crash aanalum we can restart the program. Marriage crash aayiduchunnu vachinkunga, avlo, thaan straighta ticket vaangidalaam. Itha mattum vituteenga.

We have a metric called Mean Time Between Failure for our software. It is now at some 46 hours. One of our customers want it to become 80 hours and we slogging our balls out to match that. The fun part is imagine a marriage crash every 46 hours. Appuram every 2 dayskku oru marriaga namakku, jolly thaan. Ithulla record holder Drew Barrymore. Antha amma muthal kalyaanam panni 19 days la crash aayiduchu. They are much better that our software.

Cheers