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katteri
03-17-2005, 04:11 PM
Super star Rajini: Not out batsman

Kamal hassan: Stumped (rombha risk edukirar)

Captain vijayakanth: Hit wicket (same side goal poduvar)

Bhagyaraj: Handling the ball (villangaman aalu)

Vijay: Catch (Gilli thooki pottaa)

Ajith: Bowled (continous flop)

Simbhu: Run out(race la jaikkaa partharu)

Sarath kumar: LBW.(ore mathiri role panna...ore idathulaa ninnaa..)


Kotta srenivas : Obstructing the fielder(elee evan ele athu en ball a catch pduirathu nu povarr)

Priyanka
03-17-2005, 04:17 PM
Kotta srenivas : Obstructing the fielder(elee evan ele athu en ball a catch pduirathu nu povarr)

Athu yaaru Kotta Srenivas"? Endha padatthula nadicchurukkaaru? :think:

mrs_sri_gan
03-17-2005, 04:17 PM
ithellam vedio clip potta innum nalla irrukum.... :ahha:

vijitha
03-17-2005, 04:21 PM
Ajith: Bowled (continous flop)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ns80
03-17-2005, 04:27 PM
Athu yaaru Kotta Srenivas"? Endha padatthula nadicchurukkaaru?

Samy'la vara Perumal Pichai dhaan Kota Srinivas

silican
03-17-2005, 04:37 PM
Awesome Kattz :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

- Silix

ns80
03-17-2005, 04:49 PM
Oru chinna imagination...how will all these actors react when they get bowled...

Superstat(talking to the ball) "Indha paaru ball'u. nee virumburavana nee kattikitta dhaan un vazhkai nalla irukkum adha vittuputtu enna bowled aakanum'nu vandhe seeviduven"

Kamalahassan Nayagan'la peran "Neenga nallavara kettavara?"nu keatta madiri ball'a paathu orey opppaari.

Captain Vijayakanth(kannellam red aagi, ball'a paathu) "Daaaaaaai...unna madiri desa dhroginga ellam summa vidakkoodadhu da" appadi'nu pant packet'la irukkura AK-47'a eduthuttu "Lezz Start the Mizzon" solli ball'a suttu vidugiraar.

Bhagyaraj(out sonna udane umpire'a paathu) "idha paarunga naan pullakuttikaaran, andha ball edho vayasu kolarula stump'a paathu kiss kuduthuruchu. idhukku naan enna panna mudiyum. konjam paathu sollungalen plees"

Vijay (ball'a paathu) "Ennanganna...appadingalanna..." appadinu arambichu thathuvam solla arambichutaar. so match abandoned.

Ajith (umpire out'nu vaadhadraaru) "Ippa enna panna solreenga'nu therinja nalla irukkum"(in typical ajith style)

Simbu (onnume pesala, dhideernu ball'ku munnadi ninnu kurangu madiri dance aada aarambichuttaar).

Sarath Kumar(ball'a paathu aavesama) "indha ball'a 18 varusham oora vittu thalli veinga le. idhu dhaan indha naattamayoda theerpu aama solliputten"

Kota Srinivas "Elei ball'u unna naadu kadathaama vidamaaten le"

mrs_sri_gan
03-17-2005, 04:57 PM
:sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

itechlegend
03-17-2005, 05:09 PM
Bhagyaraj(out sonna udane umpire'a paathu) "idha paarunga naan pullakuttikaaran, andha ball edho vayasu kolarula stump'a paathu kiss kuduthuruchu. idhukku naan enna panna mudiyum. konjam paathu sollungalen plees"

Simbu (onnume pesala, dhideernu ball'ku munnadi ninnu kurangu madiri dance aada aarambichuttaar).


thani roomla ukkanthu itha padichitu vizhunthu vizhunthu sirichen pa
ns irunthalum antha bagyaraj
super'oh super

vijsesh
03-17-2005, 05:25 PM
Hehehe good Joke Please contnue with other actors too like Vikram, Madhavan etc..

Even actress such as sneha, Asin, trisha,...

Bye
Vijsesh

goodcomplanboy
03-17-2005, 06:07 PM
:sm12: :sm12: good ones guys :b:

Vikram - Ball and umpire'a paathu deeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii naan batsman ille porukki. En peru enna theriyuma, 1-sami, 2-sami, 3-sami, 4-sami, 5-sami, 6-sami, naan full-over sami'da. Kodi'le oru batsman'kku thaan intha maathiri peru veppanga. Naan kodi'le oruthan.

Madhavan - Ball'a paathu romantic'a. Naan unnai adikkale, naan nee spin aagurathu kooda paakale, nee spin aagi ennoda bails'a thaturathayum paakale. Aana ithellam nadanthudumonu bayama irukku (Alaipayuthey style :wink: )

goodcomplanboy
03-17-2005, 06:14 PM
Vijay - LBW aiduraaru. Umpire out kudukalaamnu kai'a thookum bothu, umpire kitte poi dialogue viduraaru - Oru nimisham!!! Neenga kai'a thookurathukku munnadi naan onnu solla virumburen athukkapuram neengale mudivu pannikunga. Out'ndrathu exam ille, oru thadavai fail'aana marubadiyum padichu ezhutha. Athuvum oru innings'le, athai thiruppi panna mudiyaathu. Chedi'le irukkira Roja'va parichudulaam, aana athaye thiruppi chedi'le vekka mudiyaathu. Oru innings'le oru thadavai out'aana athu antha innings full'a ninaivule irunthutte irukkum, azhikkave mudiyaathu (Poove Unakkaga style).
Umpire - sorry'pa athu romba plum out, so naan kuduthe theeranum, OUT solliduraaru
Vijay - seri unga mudiva neenga solliteenga, ini en mudive kettukunga, Out aitom'ndra sogam enakku irunthaalum, adutha batsman'kku by-runner'avavthu marupadiyum varuven. Yenna naan Gillie (aanch, oonch, sandai..... kabadi kabadi..)

ns80
03-17-2005, 06:18 PM
one more version for our thalaivar...

"adhigama spin aagara ball'um" (thalai style'la coat'a side'la thalli vittu) "adhigama kimbalam vaangara umpire'um"(once more repeat of thalai style) "ennikum nalla vaazhndhadha sarithirame illa" (appadinu solli. ball'a thooki umpire mela veesaraar, ball'um, umpire'um ground'a vittu velila parandhu poyi vizhundhudraanga). :ahha:

suryalover
03-17-2005, 06:21 PM
very funny guys :P

itechlegend
03-17-2005, 06:21 PM
GCB antha madavan super
vijay kooda ok nalla sinthanai

suryalover
03-17-2005, 06:27 PM
seri namma aalu enna pannararuna

1ball right hand la pudichu sixer adikkarau...kakka kakka style a

2 nd ball mudhukula thadathu..super ttam odararu...perazhagan styleaaa

3 rd ball viruu viruppa oru four adikararu....AE style..

4th and 5th ball slow a rendu rendu runa adikararu( long break btw films)

6th balla oru periya six adikararu...balaya styleaaa

Priyanka
03-17-2005, 06:30 PM
one more version for our thalaivar...

"adhigama spin aagara ball'um" (thalai style'la coat'a side'la thalli vittu) "adhigama kimbalam vaangara umpire'um"(once more repeat of thalai style) "ennikum nalla vaazhndhadha sarithirame illa" (appadinu solli. ball'a thooki umpire mela veesaraar, ball'um, umpire'um ground'a vittu velila parandhu poyi vizhundhudraanga).

Aiyoooo ammaa... sirippu thaangalaiyeee... :lol: :sm12: Namma jaggaa kitterndhum UPS kitterndhum sematthiyaa adi vaangaporeenga neenga! :lol:

vijitha
03-17-2005, 06:33 PM
NS and GCB... thanks for the good laugh :sm12: :sm08: :sm08:

goodcomplanboy
03-17-2005, 06:35 PM
vaanga suryalover, enna romba naala aalaye kaanom. Thideernu abscond aiteenga :think:

katteri
03-17-2005, 07:10 PM
Great going guys...Surya lover engaa alaaa kanom sowkyam thanee....Welcome back

katteri
03-17-2005, 07:20 PM
Rajini; Intha baasha poduran (ball) aanadavn suthuran.....


Captain: Dei nee out aakuniyee....avaraa enga vachi irukken theriyumaa daaaa ingey daaa (chest la thaturar DVD effects ...odaaa)...

En aalaa out aakunaa evana irunthalum sari athu entha bada khiladi (periya player nu artham Hindi laa)yaa irunthalum ....sari....Vida mattendaaaaa

suryalover
03-17-2005, 08:45 PM
vaanga suryalover, enna romba naala aalaye kaanom. Thideernu abscond aiteenga :think:

nalla irukken GCB..thanks for asking ........konjam padippu..samayal..cleaning...w ork nu appadiye poyiruchu..ippolam konjam neraya free time kidaikuthu ...so back to form...nice to see u guys again :b:

suryalover
03-17-2005, 08:46 PM
Great going guys...Surya lover engaa alaaa kanom sowkyam thanee....Welcome back

nandri Thiru Katteri......nalla sowkyam..aama neenga eppadi irukkengo....neraya sevai seiyarenga geethamla vaazthukkal :b:

vijitha
03-17-2005, 08:51 PM
Suryalover

neenga enda husband-ah lover ahhh :( :Ksp:

silican
03-17-2005, 09:07 PM
Sivaji - Offside'la vara short ball'a drive panna try panni, edge vaangi slip'la catch kuduththu out aagdarar. Out aanadhum wicket keepera paaththu "ho-ho ho-ho ho-ho-ho....Chinna vayasa irukkum podhu "kai veesaiya kai veesu stadium polaam kai veesu, verkadalai vaangalam kai veesu"nnu paatu paadi naan valaththa paya (umpire) ippo enakke out koduththuttan . ho-ho-hooo..."

Umpire asaiyaradha illai..Thookuna verala innum erakkuna paadillai. thalaiya oru 60 degree saachukittu umpire pakkam side-vaangi nadandhu poi, cricket bat'a rendu kaiyalaiyum walking stick madhiri pitch'la ooni "Ponnumnu dhan thondradhu, enga ponumnnu thonaliye......ho ho...."nnu T-shirt'a kezhatti vaayila poththi azhudhukitte poraaru...

- Silix

suryalover
03-17-2005, 09:13 PM
Suryalover

neenga enda husband-ah lover ahhh :( :Ksp:

Dont worry!!!!

I am a theeveria rasikan...............note rasikan... :D

mrs_sri_gan
03-17-2005, 09:57 PM
oohh... appana neenga boy'a?nalla vella viji'ya kapthininga......

welcome :sm08: lover, sorry shorta kupida mudiyatha :doh: ....surya lover......I'm mrs.sri. :ee:

tinker
03-17-2005, 10:09 PM
Another thought for Captain out aiyittaru appurama umpire paathu solrar

Motham indiala cricket adaravanga oru kodi per , adhula roadla vilayadaravanga 223456 per , corpoation groundla vilayadaravanga 2323434 per , motta madila vilayadaravanga 3843489 per , parkla vilayadaravanga 834712 per , indha ground la vilayadaravanga 22 per adhula bowled agi out agaravan oruthan dhaanda adhu indha shatriyanala mattum dhaan mudiyum ippo kududa out enakku.

PS: kanakku panni pakkadhinga kandippa thappa dhaan irukkum



Trajendar

Dei naan out anen bowledu
enna out akkinavan per donaldu
out kuduthavan kila boldu

yekka dumm dumm dummm

Rajinikanth baasha style

Dei dei dei andavan fast bowlerskku niraya niraya wicket tharuvan , ana kai vittuduvan
ana spinnerskku eppayaavadhu dhaan wicket tharuvan ana kai vida mattan


Janagaraj Padikkadhavan style

Enna out akkitanungappa , naan pattukku pandhu velika pogudhenu vitten pandhu vandhu stumpla pattucha udane out kuduthuttanungappa

aiyayyoo enna out akkitanungappa....


Maniratnam style

En

Panam


Yaaru


Captain (cricket captain not our captain)

butterfly
03-17-2005, 10:28 PM
:sm12: :clap: :sm12: :clap:

Keep it going...its really funny to read :sm12:

Welcome back suryalover :b:

suryalover
03-17-2005, 10:53 PM
oohh... appana neenga boy'a?nalla vella viji'ya kapthininga......

welcome :sm08: lover, sorry shorta kupida mudiyatha :doh: ....surya lover......I'm mrs.sri. :ee:

Thanks for ur welcome..
o avanga avlavu thevira rasikaya...nallathunthane..nam ma thalaivarukku nalla rasikaikal irukkarathu....

mrs..sri ya...sri sollave ille....may be nan miss panniruppen :Ksp:

suryalover
03-17-2005, 10:54 PM
:sm12: :clap: :sm12: :clap:

Keep it going...its really funny to read :sm12:

Welcome back suryalover :b:

Thanks butterfly...nice to see u again... :P

itechlegend
03-18-2005, 06:53 AM
hi surya lover
epdi irukeengo ?

aprum mayavi pathacha ?
inga release aiduchu theriyuma?

suryalover
03-19-2005, 12:24 AM
hi surya lover
epdi irukeengo ?

aprum mayavi pathacha ?
inga release aiduchu theriyuma?

Hi itechlegend..
Naan nalla irukken...neengo eppadi irukkengo...
maayavi first half than inge than parthen..second half kaka waiting...o waiting... :D

itechlegend
03-19-2005, 04:59 AM
Hi itechlegend..
Naan nalla irukken...neengo eppadi irukkengo...
maayavi first half than inge than parthen..second half kaka waiting...o waiting...

ya me too fine..
nanum than waiting

intha GCB ena panrar
seekram poda sollanum....

raghu
03-19-2005, 03:11 PM
very very funny.ellorum kalakitenga........sirichi sirichu vayuru valikudhu............

katteri
03-27-2005, 07:04 PM
Rajini solrar...

athigama extras kodukiraaa team um athigama catch drop pandra team um jaichatha sarithirameee illai