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raghu
04-05-2005, 01:21 PM
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like
yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given
your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE:
Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't
talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen
it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from
you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you
sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not
enter.

anitam
04-05-2005, 01:50 PM
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't
talk and laugh at the same time!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ns80
04-05-2005, 02:01 PM
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

this was a good one


HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

this was the best :lol:.

Perhaps can use some of these on a general, not just turning down guys.

vijitha
04-05-2005, 02:46 PM
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


hahah i liked this one :ee:

Idiot
04-05-2005, 03:26 PM
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE:
Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


idhu rendum .. super..

cheers

iig

mrs_sri_gan
04-05-2005, 05:23 PM
ithula irrunthu enna theriuthu....eppavume she...he'kku nosecut kuduthute irrupangannu theriuthu :sm12: :sm12: anna atha purinchukatha he......she'kitta pesikitte irrukum... :sm12: :sm12:


Anngal ellarum vanga....vanthu intha MSG'ya mothunga......(MSG manasttichi'pa)

Idiot
04-05-2005, 05:41 PM
adhu appadi illa.. MSG.

pengal( adhaan.. she...) enna thaan.. puriyama.. (paithiya kara thanama...,..) puthisali thanamnu.. nenachu.. pesinalum.. adha.. porumaiya.. edhukara.. pakkuvamana.. manasu.. he'kku... irukunu.. theriyudhu...

Ashok_Taurus
04-05-2005, 10:15 PM
funny :)

GoodBoy
04-05-2005, 10:32 PM
adhu appadi illa.. MSG.

pengal( adhaan.. she...) enna thaan.. puriyama.. (paithiya kara thanama...,..) puthisali thanamnu.. nenachu.. pesinalum.. adha.. porumaiya.. edhukara.. pakkuvamana.. manasu.. he'kku... irukunu.. theriyudhu...

Super Explanation :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Shy
04-06-2005, 01:14 AM
Good one raghu..

iig kalakureenga :lol: :lol:

MSG athuku explanationooda varuvaanga paarungo :P

Shy

goodcomplanboy
04-06-2005, 02:41 AM
MSG Vs iig - சபாஷ் சரியான போட்டி :ee:

chinglees
04-06-2005, 04:24 AM
:lol: HE paartha porumai therila..konjam kooda soodu soranai ilaada paiyanaa irukaan :sm12: ..

GoodBoy
04-06-2005, 11:10 AM
:lol: HE paartha porumai therila..konjam kooda soodu soranai ilaada paiyanaa irukaan :sm12: ..

venam chingleeeeeeeeees :nono: ....ithu nala ila..soliten :evil:

He amaithiya irukirathunala than ipadi SHE elam thalaiku mela eruranga....

SHE oda vaala arambathila ota narukita..intha problem varathula..:sm12:

mrs_sri_gan
04-06-2005, 01:02 PM
adhu appadi illa.. MSG.

pengal( adhaan.. she...) enna thaan.. puriyama.. (paithiya kara thanama...,..) puthisali thanamnu.. nenachu.. pesinalum.. adha.. porumaiya.. edhukara.. pakkuvamana.. manasu.. he'kku... irukunu.. theriyudhu...

:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: ohhh ippa ippadi ellam solli kittu irrukingala...

neega elalrum thanappa she pesinatha rasichu rasichu ithu nalla irruku athu nalla irrukunnu quote panniga.....

ippa ennadanna "kaluvura meenla naluvura meen mathi pesiringa"

ithukku support vera GoodBoy......naga yarvathu Good girl'nnu preu vachurukoma.....ellam thana sollika kudathu good'nnu....mathavunga sollanum'pa nee goodu'nnu :lol: :lol:

Idiot
04-06-2005, 02:31 PM
[:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: ohhh ippa ippadi ellam solli kittu irrukingala...

neega elalrum thanappa she pesinatha rasichu rasichu ithu nalla irruku athu nalla irrukunnu quote panniga.....

ippa ennadanna "kaluvura meenla naluvura meen mathi pesiringa"

ithukku support vera GoodBoy......naga yarvathu Good girl'nnu preu vachurukoma.....ellam thana sollika kudathu good'nnu....mathavunga sollanum'pa nee goodu'nnu :lol: :lol:

Adhavadhu.. She enna pesinalum adha sagichukara thanmaium manamum he'sku irukku Mela She pesurangalae adhu madhiri Hekku ellam pesa theriyadhu..

Anga.. oru poll pogudhae.. adhaan sweet miche poturukangalae kenchuna minchuradhu yarunu angaiyum unmaiya solrom eppovaumue minchuradhu SHE kenchuradhu He..

enna pannuradhu padaipu appadi

yenna Good Boy edho solluranga enna dealla yutuputt neenga jollyaaa.. kai thattureenga... ungalathaaan edho solli irukanga yennanu kelunga...

mrs_sri_gan
04-06-2005, 05:14 PM
Adhavadhu.. She enna pesinalum adha sagichukara thanmaium manamum he'sku irukku Mela She pesurangalae adhu madhiri Hekku ellam pesa theriyadhu..


Pesa theriyali she is best'unu othukuringa......good :clap:



Anga.. oru poll pogudhae.. adhaan sweet miche poturukangalae kenchuna minchuradhu yarunu angaiyum unmaiya solrom eppovaumue minchuradhu SHE kenchuradhu He..


poi parunga angaium enna nadakuthunnu....:lol:

chinglees
04-06-2005, 07:33 PM
:lol: HE paartha porumai therila..konjam kooda soodu soranai ilaada paiyanaa irukaan :sm12: ..

venam chingleeeeeeeeees :nono: ....ithu nala ila..soliten :evil:

He amaithiya irukirathunala than ipadi SHE elam thalaiku mela eruranga....

SHE oda vaala arambathila ota narukita..intha problem varathula..:sm12:

Adaan naanum solren..edukku pinaadi longo longanum..modaliye anda ponnu enakku ethavalaa ilayaanu paarkanum..
vittu kudukalaam ...adimai aaga koodadu(yaar irundaalum seri).. :nono:

Priyanka
04-07-2005, 03:17 AM
[:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: ohhh ippa ippadi ellam solli kittu irrukingala...

neega elalrum thanappa she pesinatha rasichu rasichu ithu nalla irruku athu nalla irrukunnu quote panniga.....

ippa ennadanna "kaluvura meenla naluvura meen mathi pesiringa"

ithukku support vera GoodBoy......naga yarvathu Good girl'nnu preu vachurukoma.....ellam thana sollika kudathu good'nnu....mathavunga sollanum'pa nee goodu'nnu :lol: :lol:

Adhavadhu.. She enna pesinalum adha sagichukara thanmaium manamum he'sku irukku Mela She pesurangalae adhu madhiri Hekku ellam pesa theriyadhu..

Anga.. oru poll pogudhae.. adhaan sweet miche poturukangalae kenchuna minchuradhu yarunu angaiyum unmaiya solrom eppovaumue minchuradhu SHE kenchuradhu He..

enna pannuradhu padaipu appadi

yenna Good Boy edho solluranga enna dealla yutuputt neenga jollyaaa.. kai thattureenga... ungalathaaan edho solli irukanga yennanu kelunga...

Athu appadi illai iig. Pengal manasula enna nenaikkaromo athai appadiye velippadaiya solliduvom. Engalukkellaam kallam kabadam illaatha manasu. Ungalai maadhiri ullondru vaiththu puramondru pesa engalukku theriyaathu. :snooty:

Idiot
04-07-2005, 03:36 PM
Adhavadhu.. She enna pesinalum adha sagichukara thanmaium manamum he'sku irukku Mela She pesurangalae adhu madhiri Hekku ellam pesa theriyadhu..


Pesa theriyali she is best'unu othukuringa......good :clap:



Anga.. oru poll pogudhae.. adhaan sweet miche poturukangalae kenchuna minchuradhu yarunu angaiyum unmaiya solrom eppovaumue minchuradhu SHE kenchuradhu He..


poi parunga angaium enna nadakuthunnu....:lol:

Hekku mathavanga hurt panni pes theriyadhu.. appadi theriyavum venam..
adhula bestavum.. irukavenam..

SHE madhiri....mathavangala hurt pannuradhu virodhiya irundhalum Hekku pudikadhu.. :ahha:

Idiot
04-07-2005, 03:43 PM
[:sm12: :sm12: :sm12: ohhh ippa ippadi ellam solli kittu irrukingala...

neega elalrum thanappa she pesinatha rasichu rasichu ithu nalla irruku athu nalla irrukunnu quote panniga.....

ippa ennadanna "kaluvura meenla naluvura meen mathi pesiringa"

ithukku support vera GoodBoy......naga yarvathu Good girl'nnu preu vachurukoma.....ellam thana sollika kudathu good'nnu....mathavunga sollanum'pa nee goodu'nnu :lol: :lol:

Adhavadhu.. She enna pesinalum adha sagichukara thanmaium manamum he'sku irukku Mela She pesurangalae adhu madhiri Hekku ellam pesa theriyadhu..

Anga.. oru poll pogudhae.. adhaan sweet miche poturukangalae kenchuna minchuradhu yarunu angaiyum unmaiya solrom eppovaumue minchuradhu SHE kenchuradhu He..

enna pannuradhu padaipu appadi

yenna Good Boy edho solluranga enna dealla yutuputt neenga jollyaaa.. kai thattureenga... ungalathaaan edho solli irukanga yennanu kelunga...

Athu appadi illai iig. Pengal manasula enna nenaikkaromo athai appadiye velippadaiya solliduvom. Engalukkellaam kallam kabadam illaatha manasu. Ungalai maadhiri ullondru vaiththu puramondru pesa engalukku theriyaathu. :snooty:

adada.. ithu.. andavanukkae adukathu.. unmaya.. pesurangalamullae..

evanae.. eppadi hurt pannuradhunu.. oru velaiyavae illa thirivanga.. SHE's

appa raghu jokenu potutu poiteenga.. inga vanthu parungappa..

appa.. GCB.. killivittu poiteenga.. inga ellarum azhuvuranga.. vandhu.. ethavathu.. sollungapa..

san2003
04-10-2005, 09:27 AM
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.


the best ever.. ive seen all of this b4.. but i like this... really funny... i think it helps ;) hehhee
no offence geetham guys ;)

dinesh
04-10-2005, 11:13 AM
I bet a guy wrote all this.....just to take the mickey :sm12:
I mean I would never go and ask a girl like this....erkanavae nammooru ponnugalukku romba headweight....apram opdi poyi pesinaa kekkavae venaam :evil:


Athu appadi illai iig. Pengal manasula enna nenaikkaromo athai appadiye velippadaiya solliduvom. Engalukkellaam kallam kabadam illaatha manasu. Ungalai maadhiri ullondru vaiththu puramondru pesa engalukku theriyaathu.
Are you kidding me? I mean women don't know how to utilise the language at all. Whatever they say means something else totally. There is a post around explaining how to get the meaning of what women say.

dinesh
04-10-2005, 11:26 AM
The Secrets of Women's Language - keywords and their meaning.

Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

Thanks A Lot: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

ippo naan solrathu puriyutha priyanka patti? :ahha:

Priyanka
04-10-2005, 06:31 PM
Dinesh. Neenga ezhudhiyirukkarathulerndhu onnu theliva puriyuthu. Indha aambalaingalukku thanakkaavum theriyaathu sonnaalum puriyaathu. :lol: :lol:

emyesbee
04-10-2005, 07:09 PM
Priyanka

Evlo chinna ponna erunthutu age 99 nutu poturkeengooo :) :lol:

Idiot
04-11-2005, 09:42 AM
Dinesh. Neenga ezhudhiyirukkarathulerndhu onnu theliva puriyuthu. Indha aambalaingalukku thanakkaavum theriyaathu sonnaalum puriyaathu. :lol: :lol:

vendam.. :nono: :nono:

mrs_sri_gan
04-11-2005, 01:23 PM
Dinesh. Neenga ezhudhiyirukkarathulerndhu onnu theliva puriyuthu. Indha aambalaingalukku thanakkaavum theriyaathu sonnaalum puriyaathu. :lol: :lol:

vendam.. :nono: :nono:


mmmm..... comeon iig.... solunga complete the dialogue....vendam.....valikut hu.....aluthuduvennnu sollunga.....nangalum neega alukuratha papomla.....

Shy
04-11-2005, 02:35 PM
Mrs.Sri :yes: iig ithu theivaiyaa..

also for priyanka :yes: :yes:

BTW Dinesh... ponungalooda bhoomi shastram nalla therinchu vachu irukeenga'nu nenaichutu irukeengaloo... thappu :P.. jimple example, Thanks a lot naan 1000 tharam soli irukaen.. but never because I am ticked off ;)

Shy

goodcomplanboy
04-11-2005, 02:53 PM
:sm12: ippo thaan iig vs MSG mudinchathu, ippo

Dinesh Vs PK. சபாஷ் சரியான போட்டி :lol: :lol:

Idiot
04-11-2005, 04:49 PM
anna gcb nalla mooti vittutu.. odi poyidunga..

appadilan onnum illa.. nanum msgum :yes:

sila unmaya sollum podhu avanga othu matanga.. eduthu solluvaen avalavuthaaan :ahha:

neenga vera adhukulla..

Sukran
05-28-2005, 11:49 PM
Hello!!! Thai Kulame!!! Ithu Ungalukke nalla irukka?? Ange ennada na, "How to kill ur hubby" nu oru thread, inge ennada-na "How to turn down guys!!!!!!!!....!!!!!...!!!!!" nu extra sound-oda oru thread. Engale paatha ungaluke paavam-a illai? :cry:

Regards. :baba:

mrs_sri_gan
06-01-2005, 05:39 PM
Sukran

Neenga verum Womens Talk'a pakuringa :think: poi koncham mensa talk'lium parunga..Geetham guys onnum salaichavunga illa :sm09:

Idiot
06-02-2005, 03:15 PM
ayyayaooooo yaru adhu thirumba indha threadaaa start pannuradhu..

venam sami naaan varala intha velaiyatukku ..

Sukran
06-02-2005, 06:31 PM
Ippo than appthen. Kinda funny. :lol:

Regards. :baba:

itechlegend
06-02-2005, 07:24 PM
ayyayaooooo yaru adhu thirumba indha threadaaa start pannuradhu..

venam sami naaan varala intha velaiyatukku ..
iig why this much bayam ?

gulamiyer
06-23-2005, 05:56 AM
Oftentimes when I go clubbin' with friends, I meet all these guys who try to act suave with me. I usually tell them something like I have a boyfriend (which I did until we broke up last week) and they go away. Why do guys think they have to act slick? If a nice good-looking guy was to sincerely ask me out, his chances would be much better! Don't u agree?

coolian
06-24-2005, 05:08 PM
Heh...well the reason most of the guys go clubbing is because they wanna dance with a girl and that's it. If girls go clubbing because they're waiting for guys to sincerely ask them out, well then, hard luck!! A club is a decent place to meet new dude/ttes and stuff, but not too good a place to actually ask someone out!!

goodcomplanboy
06-24-2005, 07:37 PM
Oftentimes when I go clubbin' with friends, I meet all these guys who try to act suave with me. I usually tell them something like I have a boyfriend (which I did until we broke up last week) and they go away. Why do guys think they have to act slick? If a nice good-looking guy was to sincerely ask me out, his chances would be much better! Don't u agree?

errrr... wrong expectations in a wrong place. I believe guys go clubbing to just dance and have some fun, with no strings attached. I dont think they are gonna ask you out in their first meet. It happens with time, if you really want someone to ask you seriously.

san2003
06-25-2005, 02:03 PM
errrr... wrong expectations in a wrong place. I believe guys go clubbing to just dance and have some fun, with no strings attached. I dont think they are gonna ask you out in their first meet. It happens with time, if you really want someone to ask you seriously.

ur very rite GCB....sad to say thats men ;) hehe... all guys who go clubbing have very specific goals goin in there.. that would definetely not include findin ur soulmate or wat so ever ;)

it happens sometimes.. ive seen couples who met in the bar first time or somethin :)


If girls go clubbing because they're waiting for guys to sincerely ask them out, well then, hard luck!!

i guess... gurls nowadays dont go clubbin for that reasons anymore.. its all for abit of fun.. isn that rite ;) hehehe :ee: :D

suha
06-25-2005, 03:00 PM
How to turn down guys!!!!!!!!

so simple........ like this :ee: http://file.sayclub.co.kr/charimg/item_real2/s_m_01_10813_01_04.gifhttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/71.gif


naan rombho easy ya thaan think pannuvein

vaalu2005
06-25-2005, 03:46 PM
Adhellam sari...anaa indha clubbing....dating....discooo. ...ithellam ennaa? oru mannum puriyalaa...yaarachum explain pannungalen pls.....indha oorula oru mannum ilaaa....irundhaalum mel matta makkalukeee irukku