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Mohanavalli
10-20-2005, 06:59 AM
Women's Language Translated




Yes = No



No = Yes



Maybe = No



I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.



We need... = I want



It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.



Do what you want... = You’ll pay for this later.



We need to talk... = I need to complain



Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to.



I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!



You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.



You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.



I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....



Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!



I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.



Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.



How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.



I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.



Am I fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.



You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.



Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead.



Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.



I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.



In response to What’s wrong?:

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an idiot!

Minnie
10-20-2005, 05:53 PM
maybe from today i should think of other way round,,,so that no one gets confused and clear

dinesh
10-20-2005, 07:28 PM
Pretty old stuff.....and was posted in geetham many times.....but still well funny :lol:


Am I fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
There was this episode in Friends where Rachel and Ross explain to Chandler how one should react when a woman asks this quesiton :sm12:

anitam
10-20-2005, 07:34 PM
I don''t think its for all the women.. for me yes = yes and no = no.