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shivadev
10-07-2003, 01:57 PM
Ramayana by Bill Gates...



LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once
he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four
SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with
excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was
only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL
RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon
by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation
of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED
and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.



At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he
collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN
with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the
dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted
by RAM's stature, she proposed that he should marry her. RAM, politely declined.
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.
Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka ,where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight,
approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a
golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the
deer, which, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.



Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching
the opportunity ,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT
DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

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INTERVAL

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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest. They
made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful
co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.



SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful
'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around
the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to
forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta.
Some of them even shouted'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUNDMESSAGES'.
Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY
and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN
DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta
weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself
to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a
'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'tacaptured
Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to
sprea!
d chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka
and conveyed all the STATUSMESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the
all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son)
almost DELETED RAM &LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTEDRAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presence on earth. After the
battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other
USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily ever after.



HEHEHE

SHIVA HERE AS ALWAYS WITH U AND 4UUU

arumugam57
10-07-2003, 02:13 PM
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thirudan
10-08-2003, 06:49 AM
wow...nice performance shiv, welcome to our forums again...get active yarr...:)
thiru...

shivadev
10-08-2003, 07:20 AM
Thank you Arumugam and Thiru, will do more :)
anbudan ungal shiva....

aburvaraagam
10-09-2003, 02:25 AM
good one shiva

:b:

vennai1
10-09-2003, 05:48 PM
anne shiva,

who is that in your avatar...? engaiyo paatha feeling...?!! :think:

thirudan
10-11-2003, 07:09 PM
enna vennai?
yaaruppa ithu? kalasarathu???? :)
nadakatum nadakkamtum....
thiru...

shivadev
10-14-2003, 08:12 PM
hi vennai sir
nanethan, hehehe. eppadi irukeenga? bathil thevai,ungal shiv

vennai1
10-14-2003, 08:15 PM
anne shiva,

neenga enna once in a year thaan login pannuveengalaa??

anne avatar-la irukarathu yaarunnu sollunga please.. ?

2nd std -la oruthan ithe colorla ithe height-u weight-la

paathirukeen... athaan kekuren ! ;) ;)

thirudan
10-15-2003, 08:02 PM
dei mame
enna unga oorula irukaravan foto ellam inga eppadida pottirukanga??
;)
thiru..

shivadev
09-09-2004, 10:30 PM
hello? where are you people? aaru? thiru? enna panreenga???

bharanishan
09-10-2004, 12:14 AM
hello? where are you people? aaru? thiru? enna panreenga???

hi shivadev......entha kaalathula irukeenga .... :Ksp:

MGR ,Shivaji kaalam illa ithu .... :nono:

ithu Dhanush Simbu kaalam...... :wink:

shivadev
09-28-2004, 07:59 PM
ohh sorry paa...theriyathu enakku :(

bharanishan
09-29-2004, 12:15 AM
ok cool yaar.