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Bluelotus
10-13-2006, 09:32 PM
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that
Their heads are full of cotton, hay and rags
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating
Calculating, agitating, maddening, and infuriating hags

Why can't a woman be more like man
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square
Eternally noble, historically fair
Who when you win will always give your back a pat
Why can't a woman be like that

Why does every one do what the others do
Can't a woman learn to use her head
Why do they do everything their mothers do
Why don't they grow up like their father instead

Why can't a woman take after a man
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please
Whenever you're with them you're always at ease
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours? Of course not!
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two? Nonsense!
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers? Never!
Well, why can't a woman be like you

One man in a million may shout a bit
Now and then there's one with slight defects
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit
But by in large we are a marvelous sex

Why can't a woman take after a man
Men are so friendly, good natured and kind
A better companion you never will find
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?
Of course not
If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss?
Nonsense
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Never!
Why can't a woman be like us

Why can't a woman be more like a man
Men are so decent, such regular chaps
Ready to help you through any mishaps
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum
Why can't a woman be a chum

ARTIST: Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe
TITLE: A Hymn to Him
From : My Fair Lady





:ahha: :ahha: :ahha:



so why can't women be more like men? :ee:

vasan
10-13-2006, 09:56 PM
That, dear girl, is how nature ordained it.. :b:

That eternal dualism of
good and bad.. :wink:
Light and night..
sweet and sour..
...

yeah.. men are designed to be good.
And women just the opposite.

Paraphrasing that wiseold Sansdoll..: Women... :doh: :doh: :doh:

v- :wink:

san2003
10-14-2006, 12:45 AM
Paraphrasing that wiseold Sansdoll..: Women... :doh: :doh: :doh:

v- :wink:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

why cant women be like men.. why not.. nothin wrong in that.. but when a woman tries to be like a man... they r perceived wrongly :snooty: :snooty:

vasan
10-14-2006, 12:53 AM
why cant women be like men.. why not.. nothin wrong in that.. but when a woman tries to be like a man... they r perceived wrongly :snooty: :snooty:

enna kovam?? :Ksp:

There is nothing wrong in women being like men - :b:
Unfortunately they are not. Thats all. :wink:

What do you mean, they are percieved wrongly?? :sm12: :sm12:

chummaa v-

suha
10-14-2006, 02:49 AM
ofcource,,, women can being like men -;) example me:ee: :sm36:

Bluelotus
10-14-2006, 10:11 PM
ofcource,,, women can being like men -;) example me:ee: :sm36:

no no suha what you mean is we're better than men :wink:

vijitha
10-20-2006, 01:24 AM
ohhh man i feel like a woman

vasan
10-20-2006, 01:30 AM
ohhh man i feel like a woman

Thats the spirit, Viji-shania-kutti.. :wink: :b:

Why should women be like men, anyways?? Being them is lot more fun.. ;)

coolian
10-20-2006, 01:40 AM
"ohhh man i feel like a woman" <----- bwahahahaha...that's the weirdest thing I've heard all day.

Are there times when you don't feel like a woman? And can you let us know when that happens so that we can step away from you?

vijitha
10-20-2006, 03:01 AM
"ohhh man i feel like a woman" <----- bwahahahaha...that's the weirdest thing I've heard all day.


who let the dog in???

sri_gan
10-27-2006, 04:42 PM
Why do they want to be like men, they choose to be a women.Anyways...If women become like men in looks, it will be more weird.... If women become like men in thoughts, there will be no marriage & divorce ....

san2003
10-28-2006, 04:23 AM
If women become like men in thoughts, there will be no marriage & divorce ....

thats good rite? :think: :think:
me escape :ahha:

Balavijay
11-01-2006, 05:32 PM
Why can't a woman be more like man .....
they can,but in certain thought and ways,not to the extreme ..no way:)

san2003
11-02-2006, 09:48 AM
they can,but in certain thought and ways,not to the extreme ..no way:)

wat u mean by not to the extreme balavijay? :)