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madhu_aish1
12-15-2003, 07:24 PM
Sign in a bar : "Those drinking to forget...please pay in advance." :D

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. :sm12:

A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. :clap:

Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time! :evil:

When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading. :ee:

My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle. :lol:

You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to put on lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off. :sm11:

I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee. :sm18:

Getting caught is the mother of Invention. :p:

Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone. :sm19:

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us. :P

Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative.More the success, more the relatives. :think:

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business. :clap:

A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be. :(

Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager. :00:

Seen in railway station at Patna: (Hindi) Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free .(even i didnt understand this) :cry:

Sign on a famous beauty parlor window: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!! :evil:

Madhu :sm05:

venky1974
12-15-2003, 07:28 PM
Seen in railway station at Patna: (Hindi) Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.(even i didnt understand this)


Translated: Alight Free, Depart Free And if you get caught then youwill get trashings free.

Venky

Shy
12-15-2003, 07:35 PM
madhu wrote,

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. :sm12:


Athu enna appadi vilundu vilundu seereepu ethai padichutu :evil:

Shy

sri_gan
12-15-2003, 07:45 PM
madhu wrote,

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. :sm12:


Athu enna appadi vilundu vilundu seereepu ethai padichutu :evil:

Shy

Maadu you should have putted like below for that statement... simple wonderful ...

:baby: :sm12: :baby: :sm12: :baby: :sm12: :baby: :sm12: :baby: :sm12:

madhu_aish1
12-15-2003, 07:50 PM
madhu wrote,

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. :sm12:


Athu enna appadi vilundu vilundu seereepu ethai padichutu :evil:

Shy

teacher akkoooi.. noo perambu . no punishment... no adi .. no udhai...no composition.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW unmaiayaa sonna maami's -ku suruku-nu kobam varumaaam..appadiya 6face :ee:

Madhu

thirudan
12-15-2003, 08:10 PM
Seen in railway station at Patna: (Hindi) Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.(even i didnt understand this)


Translated: Alight Free, Depart Free And if you get caught then youwill get trashings free.

Venky

athu thappupaa...aana free--varathukku free
Jaana free-- porathukku free
Pakde gaye to khana free-- maatikitta soru free ( mamiyaar veetula ;))

athu..... :lol:
thiru... :b:

Shy
12-15-2003, 08:22 PM
Madhu kaetu kondathaal no adi, no perambbu... but again ennai mammi'nu ootiniyoo... nee gaali thaan

Yea thiru is right.. eppo thaan venky post padichaen..

Pakde gaya tho khana free - If u get caught, free food (in jail)'nu artham

Shy

madhu_aish1
12-15-2003, 08:44 PM
Madhu kaetu kondathaal no adi, no perambbu... but again ennai mammi'nu ootiniyoo... nee gaali thaan
Shy


Pakde gaye to khana free-- maatikitta soru free ( mamiyaar veetula )

entha maaammi athulae sooru free a poduraangaa.. :sm11: :sm11: :sm11: :sm11: :sm11: .. u mean SHY .. avangalai agaraharam(whatever.. :Ksp: ) erunthu othuki taangalaaam... so avanga maaami illa.. . ippo santhosamaa SHY MAAMI..er...MAAMI ..manikaanum intha chinaa payenuku .. poi solli palakam ilaaa..... :D

illa namma pattam poochi vettuliya.. thiru pathiya en technique-aa pattam poochi -nu chinna tha pottu escape aagiten... ethaiyum meeri avanga pathutaanga-naa .. pls no adi ..no Duhhhhh.. :ee: :ee: :ee:

did i miss any other maaami's .. sollungoo .. add paaniduren..
Madhu

vasan
12-15-2003, 08:51 PM
Madhu kaetu kondathaal no adi, no perambbu... but again ennai mammi'nu ootiniyoo... nee gaali thaan
Shy


Pakde gaye to khana free-- maatikitta soru free ( mamiyaar veetula )

entha maaammi athulae sooru free a poduraangaa.. :sm11: :sm11: :sm11: :sm11: :sm11: .. u mean SHY .. avangalai agaraharam(whatever.. :Ksp: ) erunthu othuki taangalaaam... so avanga maaami illa.. . ippo santhosamaa SHY MAAMI..er...MAAMI ..manikaanum intha chinaa payenuku .. poi solli palakam ilaaa..... :D

illa namma pattam poochi vettuliya.. thiru pathiya en technique-aa pattam poochi -nu chinna tha pottu escape aagiten... ethaiyum meeri avanga pathutaanga-naa .. pls no adi ..no Duhhhhh.. :ee: :ee: :ee:

did i miss any other maaami's .. sollungoo .. add paaniduren..
Madhu

thalai suthudhudaa வாலு... ஊரில் இருக்கும் அத்தனை font and smilies-um use panni post podu... nee yenna solla varra-nne தேடி தேடி கண்டு பிடிக்க வேண்டி irrukku... :00: :00:

போ... போடா... vacation poi enjoy pannu... skii pannum podhu overa jollu vidathey.. (jollu freeze aana adhukku peyar enna?!!) Have a good break, come back safe and sound and re-energized.. :D :D

Shy
12-15-2003, 08:52 PM
what about sandhiya.. ;)

Forgot to wish u madhu.. I dont know if u are going on vacation or u have exams.

any best wishes if its exams. Nalla yaeluthunga exams'a

Vacation'na nalla enjoy pannunga. Take care and we will all miss u till then. :(

Shy..

vedha79
12-15-2003, 09:01 PM
MADHU ENGE IRUNDU IPPAD ELLAM PIDIKURINGA? PARADIGMS IN LIFE....THIS ONE...???????????????????

I REALLY ENJOYED READING IT ...NALLA SIRICHEN... :D

THIS STATEMENT IS JUST GREAT....."Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!"
SMOKERS MUST READ STATEMENT.

madhu_aish1
12-15-2003, 09:03 PM
what about sandhiya.. ;)


sandhiya vaa oootunaa.. avangalum avanga husbendum ..UK -la erunthu enna mithipaanga...,..avaru hus bend edukira partyaaam... akka sollichu.. ethuku vambu... :ee:



I dont know if u are going on vacation or u have exams.
any best wishes if its exams. Nalla yaeluthunga exams'a


teacher akkoi.. no study break ..

california suthi pakka poren
los angeles -la veedu vanga poren...
"america playground"-la vilayada poren :D

madhu.. :ee:

madhu_aish1
12-15-2003, 09:05 PM
thalai suthudhudaa வாலு... ஊரில் இருக்கும் அத்தனை font and smilies-um use panni post podu... nee yenna solla varra-nne தேடி தேடி கண்டு பிடிக்க வேண்டி irrukku... :00: :00:


[glow=olive:3d8ac30a30]yellam oruthanga kitu erunthu Duhhh vaangaama erukaa than.... :D
noondi noondi kekathaaaa... :evil:

Madhu[/glow:3d8ac30a30]

sri_gan
12-15-2003, 09:09 PM
thalai suthudhudaa வாலு... ஊரில் இருக்கும் அத்தனை font and smilies-um use panni post podu... nee yenna solla varra-nne தேடி தேடி கண்டு பிடிக்க வேண்டி irrukku... :00: :00:


[glow=olive:1c5519fc86]yellam oruthanga kitu erunthu Duhhh vaangaama erukaa than.... :D
noondi noondi kekathaaaa... :evil:

Madhu[/glow:1c5519fc86]

Naalla sonne da maadu... official un pera pottu inni ella pillaingalaimum naan maami nu kuppida poren... yarukavathu enn mela kobam vantha ellarthukkum intha maadu than karanam karanam karanam :snooty::snooty::snooty:

vasan
12-15-2003, 09:11 PM
what about sandhiya.. ;)


sandhiya vaa oootunaa.. avangalum avanga husbendum ..UK -la erunthu enna mithipaanga...,..avaru hus bend edukira partyaaam... akka sollichu.. ethuku vambu... :ee:



I dont know if u are going on vacation or u have exams.
any best wishes if its exams. Nalla yaeluthunga exams'a


teacher akkoi.. no study break ..

california suthi pakka poren
los angeles -la veedu vanga poren...
"america playground"-la vilayada poren :D

madhu.. :ee:

Interesting.... have a lot of friends in LA... :) Personal tour-yedhavadhu venumaa?? Halle, Jennifer, Diane... Oh.. sorry, nee romba chinna payen.. unakku 'the cat in the hat' thaan anuppanum.. :lol: :lol:

madhu_aish1
12-15-2003, 09:15 PM
Naalla sonne da maadu... official un pera pottu inni ella pillaingalaimum naan maami nu kuppida poren... yarukavathu enn mela kobam vantha ellarthukkum intha maadu than karanam karanam karanam :snooty::snooty::snooty:

[shadow=red:9508389b3a]Mothalaaa unaku Duhhhhhhhhh... :lol: :lol: :lol: inga oorama naaan nimathiyaa erukirathu unaku pudikalai.... :evil: :evil: adi mel adi .. enaku vendaam.... :(

madhu[/shadow:9508389b3a]

madhu_aish1
12-15-2003, 09:19 PM
Interesting.... have a lot of friends in LA... Personal tour-yedhavadhu venumaa??

yet to make friends in LA . but have a faceless close friend over there. :lol: :lol:


Halle, Jennifer, Diane... Oh.. sorry, nee romba chinna payen.. unakku 'the cat in the hat' thaan anuppanum..

already front and rear seats reserved... let me try to fit them in my trunk.. :ee: :ee:

madhu

vasan
12-15-2003, 09:23 PM
Interesting.... have a lot of friends in LA... Personal tour-yedhavadhu venumaa??

yet to make friends in LA . but have a faceless close friend over there. :lol: :lol:


Halle, Jennifer, Diane... Oh.. sorry, nee romba chinna payen.. unakku 'the cat in the hat' thaan anuppanum..

already front and rear seats reserved... let me try to fit them in my trunk.. :ee: :ee:

madhu

yaar adhuthu, faceless friendu?? :think: :think: Internet-ah?? :D :D

Front and rear seats -la appadi enna da irrukku? Teddy bear, water bottle, box camera, snacks.... oh my... yeah, I know--- these kids... :lol:

butterfly
12-16-2003, 02:00 AM
Mothalaaa unaku Duhhhhhhhhh... inga oorama naaan nimathiyaa erukirathu unaku pudikalai.... adi mel adi .. enaku vendaam....

madhu




Wat is with this DUHHH???...Y u getting adi??

madhu_aish1
12-16-2003, 02:14 AM
Mothalaaa unaku Duhhhhhhhhh... inga oorama naaan nimathiyaa erukirathu unaku pudikalai.... adi mel adi .. enaku vendaam....

madhu




Wat is with this DUHHH???...Y u getting adi??

duhhh oruthanga kita erunthu copy adichen... :D ....

thirumbi antha varthaiyaa yen vayala solla vakkiringaaa.. seri solliduren... maami endru ungalai koopida koodathu-nu nenaichen... solla vachitingaaa...ippo adi sure.... :(

konchum mela erukira conversation nalla parungo..puriyumm..ilaati kelungo..solluren..

madhu :D

butterfly
12-16-2003, 02:19 AM
illa namma pattam poochi vettuliya.. thiru pathiya en technique-aa pattam poochi -nu chinna tha pottu escape aagiten... ethaiyum meeri avanga pathutaanga-naa .. pls no adi ..no Duhhhhh..

Big Duhhhhhhh to u :)...hols mudichitu vango...will think of adi then :)

vennai1
12-16-2003, 09:14 PM
yet to make friends in LA . but have a faceless close friend over there.




dei smelly... i think he meant 'you' !! enakku mela venna-yaa irukka !! :lol: :lol:

vasan
12-16-2003, 09:18 PM
yet to make friends in LA . but have a faceless close friend over there.




dei smelly... i think he meant 'you' !! enakku mela venna-yaa irukka !! :lol: :lol:



Butthisaaali da.. nee.. yeppadi ippadi thuppu-aarinchu kandupidicha?? :lol: :lol: naan kuuda avan Tom Cruise thaan solluraanno ninaichen... :lol: :lol:

Vennai.. vennai.. unakku manasu yellam yengaiyo irruku.... illaina ippadi adhuvum yengitte yellam vandhu maattikida maatte..

Sari.. sari... enjoy pannu.. Innum 6-8 months unnai adhigama ootta maatom... :)

thirudan
12-16-2003, 09:20 PM
hahaha machi...neethaana athu??? ;)

madhu_aish1
12-16-2003, 09:21 PM
yet to make friends in LA . but have a faceless close friend over there.




dei smelly... i think he meant 'you' !! enakku mela venna-yaa irukka !! :lol: :lol:


[glow=red:38dc933342]
yaaru vennai-nu prove ayiduchu...dei veral suupuratha nee innum vidalaae.. :lol: :lol: :lol: kalayana kolapathila erukuiya.... :ee: :ee:

vasa nee brilliant ... :ee:

Madhu[/glow:38dc933342]

vennai1
12-16-2003, 09:27 PM
yet to make friends in LA . but have a faceless close friend over there.




dei smelly... i think he meant 'you' !! enakku mela venna-yaa irukka !! :lol: :lol:


[glow=red:1682986c01]
yaaru vennai-nu prove ayiduchu...dei veral suupuratha nee innum vidalaae.. :lol: :lol: :lol: kalayana kolapathila erukuiya.... :ee: :ee:

vasa nee brilliant ... :ee:

Madhu[/glow:1682986c01]



ennaadaa kathaikuraa?? :evil: :evil:

i thought u mean vasan..dint you?? :think: :evil:


aamaa... indha color combinations elaam who taught you... vedha-vaa ??? :evil:

kannu valikkuthu daa !! :evil: :evil:

iru iru andammaa varattum... rendu pethaiyum paathukaren... :evil:

sri_gan
12-16-2003, 09:50 PM
Naalla sonne da maadu... official un pera pottu inni ella pillaingalaimum naan maami nu kuppida poren... yarukavathu enn mela kobam vantha ellarthukkum intha maadu than karanam karanam karanam :snooty::snooty::snooty:

[shadow=red:b27e7644a0]Mothalaaa unaku Duhhhhhhhhh... :lol: :lol: :lol: inga oorama naaan nimathiyaa erukirathu unaku pudikalai.... :evil: :evil: adi mel adi .. enaku vendaam.... :(

madhu[/shadow:b27e7644a0]


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Oramma ukkanthu color adichikittu irrukiya.... kannu eriyuthu da.. erkanave antha vetha kitta itha solli nirutha sonnen.. ippa nee arambichutee...

Shy
12-16-2003, 10:04 PM
add one more to this color painting group :) .. samiyaar naughty. :)

vedha vaachum bold, large and color matum thaan pooduvaanga.. entha mathiri shadow ellam pooda mataanga.. but madhu and naughty.. mm..

Shy

sri_gan
12-16-2003, 10:07 PM
add one more to this color painting group :) .. samiyaar naughty. :)

vedha vaachum bold, large and color matum thaan pooduvaanga.. entha mathiri shadow ellam pooda mataanga.. but madhu and naughty.. mm..

Shy

Nenga vera shy.. naan yaarukitta intro agurathum intha mari ethavathu oru visheyamaga than irrukum...

Vedha mothala potta color ellam parthingana kannu aviche poidum.. i must eat a lot of carrots... intha mari posting padichuttu velli light onnume theriya mattenguthu...