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suha
05-05-2004, 03:21 PM
acho akka's all manchikongo pa :sm03: ..........thitadingo summa joke ku pottein........ :Ksp: me escapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
There is, however, a catch: Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.



So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.



The second floor sign says:

Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" say the woman "But, I wonder what's further up?"



The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.

"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting BUT, there's more further up!"



And so again, she goes up.

On the fourth floor, the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me, but just think what must be awaiting me further on?!"



So up to the fifth floor she goes.

The sign on that door says:

Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.

yogesh220
05-05-2004, 03:29 PM
This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please


hehehehe...irukkaratha vittuttu parakkirathukku aasaippadurathee indha ponnunglukku veelaiyaapochu....:lol:

anainar
05-05-2004, 03:39 PM
Nalla comedy. ஆனா உனக்கு உதை இருக்கு பாரு சுகா.எல்லா ும் வந்து ஊடு கட்டி அடிக்க போறாங்க.

Cheers

unique
05-05-2004, 03:59 PM
acho akka's all manchikongo pa :sm03: ..........thitadingo summa joke ku pottein........ :Ksp: me escapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
There is, however, a catch: Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.



So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.



The second floor sign says:

Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" say the woman "But, I wonder what's further up?"



The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.

"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting BUT, there's more further up!"



And so again, she goes up.

On the fourth floor, the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me, but just think what must be awaiting me further on?!"



So up to the fifth floor she goes.

The sign on that door says:

Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.


Suha

Neeyum vara vara indha guys pakkam serndhutu girlsku oppositea msg pottutu iruke :evil: :evil: .....iru varen.......

RaasuKutty
05-05-2004, 06:35 PM
Neeyum vara vara indha guys pakkam serndhutu girlsku oppositea msg pottutu iruke .....iru varen.......


kids poi solla maataanga unique.... athula ethanai artham irukku... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.


ivallavu periyaa story padicha apparum nalla punch conclusion :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: irukkum nnu neniachen,, but just a worldly ending...

Nice one suha...

seny
05-05-2004, 08:19 PM
I think its true to the last bit of word.. ofcourse satisfying a guy could also tend to be equally difficult.. athukkum nama geetham pengal kuttam oru story vachi irupingalae?? :think:

Seny

sri_gan
05-05-2004, 08:37 PM
Suha,

You have to know this basic thing and that is, No women knows what they want.

See for example:

Shopping povanga.... Cell phone le kathai adichukitte povanga... shopping mall le poi ethavathu grocery vanga vendi irrukkum nu vachiko... ivanga athai mattum vittutu mithathu ellam papanga... appuram vettukku late aiduchu nu sollittu ethavathu onnu ari bari le eduthu pottukittu vettukku varuvanga....

Vanthu patha.... cook pannum pothu uppu irrukathu (see avanga grocery miss pannitango)... appa pathu namma husband fella's vettukule vanthu haiya tv pakalam nu nenaipanga appo... nadakura conversation...

Vettu amma: ennya unna uppu vangittu vara sonnane vangittu vanthiya?

Husband fella: (Thokki vari podum.... dei maranthuttuiya, his mind will go #@?! #@?! #@?! Out come reaction is He will try to move his hand to his head)

(This "#@?!" can be splitted into two word)

#@ = Eppadi ?! = Maranthu Ponne

Vettu amma: enna eppa pathalum ithe polappa poochu ungalukku, eppadi sonnalum maranthukitti irrukenga...

Husband fella: Athu vanthu illa... vanthu

Vettu Amma: enna illaiya... appo naan sollalai nu sollurenga appdithane... ithuve enga veeda irrunthu ippadi ellam solluvangala....

Husband fella: (Now he will become freaked and start thinkin oru uppu dappakku ethukku scene create pannuranga) Ippa enna sollitenu ippadi ellam sollure...

Vettu Amma: (Now she understood aalu mattikittan) Enakku enna uppu irrunthu sappadu nalla irrukkum illati ennala enna mudiyummo panni poduren nalla kottikonga.

Husband fella: (he will be suffered this kind of incident before, so he will know he is the ultimate sufferer unknowingly) Avalothane thooo poi uppu vangittu odi vanthiren... matter solved.

Basically, ithule irrunthu inna theriyuthu???? All 4 floors are virtual when the 5th floor is the reality :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

vasan
05-05-2004, 09:42 PM
Good joke, Suha anjum...

May God keep you safe from angry akka-s.... :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

small v-

anainar
05-05-2004, 09:47 PM
Wow!! Sri, பக்கதுல இருந்து பார்த்தது மாதிரி சொல்றீங்க... :lol:

Yeah, really women use all those tricks. They forget why they came to the shopping mall, but buy everything else, finally to end up not getting what is required. And after all that, go after the poor guy who would have sat to watch TV just a minute back. :lol: :lol:

Nalla comedy...

Cheers

Minik
05-05-2004, 10:44 PM
Suha, unneke iruke, enge shy, butterfly, sagi, appurum ella geetham penkal vango :sm04: :sm04: poyi suhake oru motte motalam. :sm17: :sm17: butterfly unge poori katte etheke marudangeoo. suha manipu ellam kidayathe. inike iruke unke. :fight: :fight:

unique
05-05-2004, 11:46 PM
Minik

Vidakoodadhu idhai.......idhaan saakunu innum niraya add pannipaanga ivanga ellam.......suha varatam gavanichukalam

suha
05-06-2004, 12:08 AM
:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: acho ...........tha tha...........sri baiya.......anai anna...........rasu kutti anna........ferny anna.....yogi anna......indha akka's laam adika varrango kapathungo pls pls :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

unique
05-06-2004, 12:11 AM
Yaaru kaapaththa vandhalum avangalum sernthu vizhum :sm17: :sm17: :sm14: :sm20: :sm20:

vasan
05-06-2004, 12:29 AM
:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: acho ...........tha tha...........sri baiya.......anai anna...........rasu kutti anna........ferny anna.....yogi anna......indha akka's laam adika varrango kapathungo pls pls :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

Koopittaiyaa Suha..

How are you.. ? Thalai ellaam nalla veengi gundaa irukkaa.. :P :P :P :P

odu odu.. odi poi thedu thedu..
akka- ellaarudaiya manam kulirukira maathiri
oru nalla post thedu.. :) :wink:
super aa with cartoons, photos ooda oru padam podu...
and sprinkle lots of flowers and kisses and hugs to them.. :P
ice-vaikka unakku enna solliyaa kudukkanum.. :wink:


sleepy tha thaa..... :sm07:

sri_gan
05-06-2004, 01:21 AM
Amma inga enna nadakuthu enakku onnume puriyalaiye... :ee:

anainar
05-06-2004, 02:27 AM
சுகா,

கவலைப்படாத ே! எனக்கும் இன்னொரு இடத்தில அடி உதை எல்லாம் குடுத்துட் டு இருக்காங்க . அதுனால இங்க வரதுக்குள் ள ரொம்ப களைச்சுப் போயிடுவாங் க. :lol: :lol:

Dont worry, we are all behind you. Be guranteed that you will get the poorikattais and poosanikkais first. Truth always causes problems, but that is what you have to stand by. :lol:

Cheers

dinesh
05-06-2004, 02:34 AM
suha....don't worry.....you have learnt a major lesson in life today......
"There will always be opposition for truth"..........but whatever happens do not abandon the TRUTH :b:

Bluelotus
05-06-2004, 03:54 AM
Isn't truth just another fabrication :think:

Suha ungallukku nalla cholesterol eri-irrukku endra naan ninaikirain....run to Sivam to get ur tablets :Ksp:

Emma Chinna ponna madriyee ollunga irrundirikiraam thaanae...unnakku yeeen inthae vellae ellam :P (they offer to stand by you sweety not in front of you do they now.....and lolly, Ferny is a girl too :wink: )

sagi
05-06-2004, 06:21 AM
hehehehe suha ippo than invisible state la irukken..problem over nna sollu..varen :ee:

suha
05-06-2004, 01:43 PM
Tha tha.........shidi anna...anai anna.....ningallam irrukura tairiyathulla thaan.......naan ippo indha topic enter agi irrukkein...... :(


seri seri unique akka.........minik akka.........candy .....yellorum yenna motha varingalei :oops: .........angha parunga orruthar........cycle gappp la post pannitu..... poiirrukangha apuram onumei teriyadha marri yenna nadakudhu kekurano adhu ku onnum sollamatingalakkum.......... :evil:
yenna poi mothrein solringo :cry:

sri baiya irruku ungalluku :evil: .......taniya topic poda baiyammakkum...... :think:

sri_gan
05-06-2004, 01:47 PM
Suha,

Naan taniyaaa pottu tu ellam topic pakkam varamatten :sm12: :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

Nenga enna sollurengane enakku vilanga illlai..... athunala than ketten enna nadakuthu nu...

Ithu oru thappa... Unique, blues, minik, shy nengale sollunga look at this face ----> :Ksp:

suha
05-06-2004, 01:56 PM
sri baiya...

seri ningo yenoda baiya va irundha taniya topic open panungha........naan company tarein.... :sm02:

summa face kamichillam yematha vendaam :nono:

naanum thaana appdi------> :Ksp:

sri_gan
05-06-2004, 02:23 PM
sri baiya...

seri ningo yenoda baiya va irundha taniya topic open panungha........naan company tarein.... :sm02:

summa face kamichillam yematha vendaam :nono:

naanum thaana appdi------> :Ksp:

Enakku yaaru kampanyum thevai illai... naan thani kattu raja :P

suha
05-06-2004, 02:41 PM
baiya wrote

Enakku yaaru kampanyum thevai illai... naan thani kattu raja

tani kattu nu forest irruka yenna :think:

seri appo why taniya topic podalla podungo.........illanna ningo baiyndhagulli :ahha:

(sandai topic pathu rombha naal achu adhuku thaan :think: ) :wink:

sri_gan
05-06-2004, 02:43 PM
baiya wrote

Enakku yaaru kampanyum thevai illai... naan thani kattu raja

tani kattu nu forest irruka yenna :think:

seri appo why taniya topic podalla podungo.........illanna ningo baiyndhagulli :ahha:

(sandai topic pathu rombha naal achu adhuku thaan :think: ) :wink:

All akkas note... this suha is trying to change the topic.... to avoid pusanikkai.... ellarum full a read pannittu nalla pottu mothunga.... :sm12: :sm12: :sm12:

suha
05-06-2004, 02:47 PM
:ush: :ush: katti kodukringalei baiya........ :evil:

cha............. tangachi ye matti vidra anna ippo thaan pakurein :oops:

all akka's kavanigha........yennaku yenna kodukringallo.......adhu indha sri baiyaku...........50% koduthudungo ok va...........avangallum thaan msg pottu irrukango :Ksp:

irruku ungaaluku baiya escape agga pakuringalla :evil:

butterfly
05-06-2004, 08:37 PM
Suha,
enna theriayame matikitte ippo escape agalamnu parkareengala???....read all ur brothers comments....all said they will be behind U....yaravathu dont worry I am by ur sidenu sonangala.. partheengala??....adhuku than solrathu...trust ur akka's more than u can trust ur brothers :) idhule oruthar oru drama potitu onnum theriayatha papa madhiri face vere :00:

suha,
everyone forgot to see something...this shows women acheive for the best :)

sri_gan
05-06-2004, 08:41 PM
Suha,
enna theriayame matikitte ippo escape agalamnu parkareengala???....read all ur brothers comments....all said they will be behind U....yaravathu dont worry I am by ur sidenu sonangala.. partheengala??....adhuku than solrathu...trust ur akka's more than u can trust ur brothers :) idhule oruthar oru drama potitu onnum theriayatha papa madhiri face vere :00:

suha,
everyone forgot to see something...this shows women acheive for the best :)


Very true butterfly very true... appadi sollunga....

Suha akka's sollura mari kettukuvengalam ok va. :sm12:

suha
05-07-2004, 12:09 AM
Suha,
enna theriayame matikitte ippo escape agalamnu parkareengala???....read all ur brothers comments....all said they will be behind U....yaravathu dont worry I am by ur sidenu sonangala.. partheengala??....adhuku than solrathu...trust ur akka's more than u can trust ur brothers :) idhule oruthar oru drama potitu onnum theriayatha papa madhiri face vere :00:

suha,
everyone forgot to see something...this shows women acheive for the best :)

butterfly akka..........aama akka indha anna's laam summa thaan orru sistera kapatha kuda terilla :(

and u th atha also......... :(

indha sri baiya .............mata vidrthukei irrukango :oops: ......

sorry akka,s .....inni mella ippadi laam post poda mattein ........idha vida baiyngarama podrein :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

sagi
05-07-2004, 01:23 AM
suha , ungalukku ithu venum
bhaiyava bhaiya
poor suha :lol:

ok ok don't worry...you come we will go and play :yes: