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krishng
05-25-2004, 09:14 AM
"COMPETITIVE SALARY" --- TCS

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.


"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" --- ACCENTURE

We have no time to train you.


"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" -- COGNIZANT

we don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.


"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" --- SIEMENS

You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.


"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" --- WIPRO

Some time each night and some time each weekend.



"DUTIES WILL VARY" --- IBM

Anyone in the office can boss you around.


"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" --- POLARIS

We have no quality control.


"CAREER-MINDED" --- SAPLABS

Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).


"APPLY IN PERSON" --- AOL

If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has
been filled.






"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" --- NOVELL

We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal
formality.



"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" ---
HCL
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.




"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" --- INFOSYS

You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.






"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" --- SATYAM

You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the
p ay or respect.



"It's only you"------Reliance Infocomm

You'll find nobody is ready to help. they says only
Muzhme Hai
Woh Baat


-Krishng.

lodestar
05-25-2004, 09:48 AM
“LET`S MAKE THINGS BETTER” - PHILIPS

we really dont have anything useful till now..have to make something better... :ee:

krishng
05-28-2004, 02:53 PM
“LET`S MAKE THINGS BETTER” - PHILIPS

we really dont have anything useful till now..have to make something better... :ee:

good point..but i didnt know that philips is working directly with softwares. i know they r working mainly in elctronics.

-krishng.

raja1234
06-13-2004, 05:34 AM
hmm, namma geetham .net ikku oru nalla one line caption kodukkannummae....