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    Default C programming on women.

    here are some definitions of women in C programming lingo.....
    enjoy it......What's more
    - They do compile !!!


    struct female_professionals
    {
    double styles;
    short skirts;
    long time_to_understand_problems;
    float mind;
    void knowledge;
    char non_co-operative;
    };

    struct married_females
    {
    double weight;
    short tempered;
    long gossip;
    float hopes;
    void word;
    char unstable;
    };

    struct engaged_females
    {
    double time_on_phone;
    short attention_on_work;
    long boast;
    float on_cloud_nine;
    void understanding;
    char edgy;
    };

    struct newly_married_females
    {
    double dinner_invitation;
    short time_at_work;
    long lunch_break;
    void bank_balance;
    char hen_pecked;
    };

    struct husband_wife_professionals
    {
    double income;
    short tempered;
    long time_no_see_each_other;
    void love_life;
    char money_making;
    };

    struct beautiful_city_girl
    {
    double boyfriends;
    short affairs;
    long stories;
    void greymatter;
    char flirt;
    };

    struct old_lady
    {
    double chin ;
    short memory;
    long sighs ;
    void attention_from_men;
    char chatterbox;
    };
    --- புது-கோட்டையில் இருந்து Saraku!

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    saraku,

    good one.

    but if I was programmer, I think I would have enjoyed it
    better... but its ok... but be careful... sweetie ponnu
    might as usual come here and give a shout

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    C Program?? Its a VIRUS ....

    Silican

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    Dei dei VENNAIngalaa....

    Intha C program enna azhagula compile aagum nu theriyumaa ungalukku ???

    Itha compile pannanum na niraya resource libraries venumnda pasangala... paarthu... first antha libraries and finances ready pannittu compile pannunga...

    VENNAI ....... Enna sound vidara nee ???
    It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence. -- The Earl of Birkenhead

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    sweetie,

    vandhutayaa...vaa..vaa...

    unakkum enakkum enna puriyum indha C program
    elaam... so vaayaiyum athaiyum mooditu irukanum enna.,..
    underwear... >?!

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    vaaya moodittu irukkanum nu sollittu nee yen naakka veliye thonga pottuttu irukka VENNAI ????????

    Ethavathu *rusiyaana* padam paarthuttu irukkiya ????
    It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence. -- The Earl of Birkenhead

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    Default Epppaaa

    eppa vennai1, sweetie ...


    BOYZ padam pathi k-tu thaan iruken ... inga act koduthey kaatreengaley!!! enna dialogue adikareenga, ithula ethana meaning pothanchu kedakuthunu oru tamizh professor vechu research-ey pannalam pola irukku.

    Maybe if I get to meet Shankar (namba "boyz" aalu thaan baa), I will recommend him to visit geetham.net for good dialogues for his future films.

    copyright problem panna maateengaley ???
    --- புது-கோட்டையில் இருந்து Saraku!

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    Quote Originally Posted by saraku
    eppa vennai1, sweetie ...


    BOYZ padam pathi k-tu thaan iruken ... inga act koduthey kaatreengaley!!! enna dialogue adikareenga
    Idhellam paravaillai.

    Innum oruthar amaidhiya irukkar. Avrkulla thoongitti irukkira mirugatha Thatti....


    EZHUPAADHEENGA.

    avar vandhaarna avvlo dhan. Dappa dance aadidum. Naan yaara solrennu therlenna,namma Vennai kitta kelunga.Avar ungalukku UNDERWEAR panna help seivaar.

    Silican

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    hahaha SILICAN

    enakku already UNDERWEAR .......

    Ennatha thoongittu irukkira mirugatha thatti ezhupurathu ???? appadi ezhuppinaalum problem illa... coz athu onnum periya puliyo singamo illa... oru chinna poonai aa thaan irukkum....
    It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence. -- The Earl of Birkenhead

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    Hello.. have you seen a C program without include files.Never.
    So in the above programs you have to

    #include<arumugam.h>
    #include<vennai.h>
    struct female_professionals
    {
    ------
    };


    #include<arumugam.h>
    #include<silican.h>
    struct married_females
    {
    -------
    };

    #include<arumugam.h>
    #include<sweetie.h>
    struct engaged_females
    {
    ------
    };

    #include<arumugam.h>
    #include<saraku.h>
    struct newly_married_females
    {
    };

    #include<vennai.h>
    #include<sweetie.h>
    struct husband_wife_professionals
    {
    };

    #include<arumugam.h>
    #include<sweetie.h>
    #include<saraku.h>
    #include<silican.h>
    struct beautiful_city_girl
    {
    };

    #include<sweetie.h>
    #include<saraku.h>
    struct old_lady
    {
    };

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    Dei dei 6FACE .......

    Athu enna da last la *old lady* kku enna include pannirukka ??? enna lolla / jolla / kozhuppa kekkaren ????

    nalla irukkirathu pidikkilayaa ????
    It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence. -- The Earl of Birkenhead

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    Default Enna daa raasaaa.

    Dei dei 6FACE .......

    Athu enna da last la *old lady* kku enna include pannirukka ??? enna lolla / jolla / kozhuppa kekkaren ????

    nalla irukkirathu pidikkilayaa ????
    Same here ... enna kozhupaaa?
    --- புது-கோட்டையில் இருந்து Saraku!

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    mathavangala udu 6Face,
    adhu eppdi ponnunga program'la enna Library file'aa include pannalam. Aaanjaneya paaru inga.

    silican

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    Quote Originally Posted by silican
    Aaanjaneya paaru inga.
    silican
    Anjaneyar inge paarpaar. But no girl will look at anjaneyar. Because he is having "Korangu Moonji ". And you the devotee of anjaneyar?

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    Default C ellam old language

    Enna pa ennamo pazaiya C program ezudhi adula sanda podareenga. Java, C# nu fashion a ezhudina include badhila Import illa Using pannikalam
    C# translate pannina using aarumugamnu aaiyidum or using sweetienu aaiyidum. Language upgrade pannum bodhu prachanai vara pogudu pogudu

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    Saraku is in LKG now. His LKG miss taught him C only. So saraku wrote a big program in C about women ( Pinjulaye Palutha Paiyan ). He is the source -coder. Without his permission we can not move to some other language. If we do saraku can not understand it. Because his LKG miss didn't teach it to him.
    Illiya saraku?

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    Sarakku,
    kalakku kalakku kalakkitte...

    ithave lonjam object orienteda mathina enna mathiri java programmer kku vasathiya irukkum

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    Quote Originally Posted by arumugam57
    Anjaneyar inge paarpaar. But no girl will look at anjaneyar. Because he is having "Korangu Moonji ". And you the devotee of anjaneyar?

    thappa pesina..thoongum bodhu Ummachi kanna kuthidvaar. Onakku 6 moonji 12 kannu..onakku irukku di..

    silican

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