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    Default Out of Office - H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!

    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. I may be a little moody, so be prepared.

    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

    3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

    4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

    5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

    6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

    (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

    7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

    8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

    9. I've run away to join a different circus.


    10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Sharon" instead of "Steve".



    Sri

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri View Post

    3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.



    Sri
    OMG this is 100% true
    Raghav

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri View Post

    6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

    (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

    10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Sharon" instead of "Steve".



    Sri

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    hiyoo another bhagavat gita va ....... me dont have patience to read it now .. may be later on
    anu

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    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. I may be a little moody, so be prepared.
    I love this will should be replaced with may
    I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

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    azhagu kutty chellam unnai aLLi thookum pOdhu, un pinju viralgaL mOdhi naan nenjam udaindhu pOnaen

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    3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

    4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.




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    Good onr Sri ....send it to my Boss this morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterfly View Post
    Good onr Sri ....send it to my Boss this morning
    ippidi Bossukku send pannalamaa????


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    Originally Posted by Sri

    3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.



    Sri


    OMG this is 100% true
    ithu enkaiyo idikkuthey


    nice one mathi
    நான் பெரிது நீ பெரிது என்று வாழாமல் நாடு பெரிது என்று வாழ்வோம்!

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