Ajab desh ki gajab kahani - INDIA
+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Ajab desh ki gajab kahani - INDIA

  1. #1

    Default Ajab desh ki gajab kahani - INDIA

    1. We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free.

    2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.

    3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.

    4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit.

    5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for two square meals per day.

    6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.

    7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous.

    8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.

    9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

    Think about this

    If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get..... 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison

    If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ....detained indefinitely

    If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get..... Shot

    If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ......jailed......

    If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get..... Kidnapped and may be never heard of - again

    If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get..... Branded as a spy and your fate sealed .

    If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get..... Thrown into a political prison to rot

    If you cross the British border illegally, you get..... Arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence.....

    Now

    If you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get.....
    1. A ration card
    2. A passport (even more than one - if you please!)
    3. A driver's license
    4. A voter identity card
    5. Credit cards
    6. A Haj subsidy
    7. Job reservation
    8. Special privileges for minorities
    9. Government housing on subsidized rent
    10. Loan to buy a house
    11. Free education
    12. Free health care
    13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your cause
    14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country !
    15. And of-course..... Voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes!!!
    16. And right to fight election for MLA or MP


    Hats off ... to the......

    A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians

  2. #2

    Default

    Click image for larger version

Name:	DE27-PG2-PTI8_24_20_766294e.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	22.0 KB
ID:	2017

    Who says India is not progressing?
    It is making strides in every craft
    In agriculture, in industry, in science and technology
    Above all, in corruption and in graft.
    There are scams after scams now
    In every state and every department
    You will find a stinking pot
    Lying hidden in each compartment.
    The bara sahib and the baba are easily bought by the lala
    The mantri and santri both treat the criminal as their sala
    The rate of corruption has also risen
    From five to five thousand; I bet not to say of lower staff
    IAS and IPS are in the CBI net.


    Joke No.2

    World Bank sanctioned a huge loan for a great bridge to be built over a magnificent river in our country to alienate the sufferings of the residents of that town, who had to face immense hardships to cross from one end to the other.

    Now the loan was sanctioned and the money disbursed. It is not a surprise at all that the bridge was never made.

    But this not the level of corruption in this story. The height of corruption is that there was no river there in that town in the first place.

    Moral of the 2 jokes.

    Would you call these jokes - funny, or would you call them - tragic

    SB

  3. #3

    Default

    One is reminded of the French queen Marie Antoinette who famously told the poor to eat cake! Indian politicians and industrialists are luring the Indian poor with cell phones, year-long cricket and free cable and tv, making huge profits on the deals, and hoping the mass will go happy! The sad part is that these politicians are erstwhile socialists, who touted slogans against capitalism and staged darnas in front of U.S consulates! One fervently hopes that there will not be a return of the French Revolution on the Indian soil!

  4. #4
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Location
    Goa, India
    Posts
    1

    Default

    Yeah You are Right India Is great =========
    ==============
    ============== Hats Off To India
    ==============

+ Reply to Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts