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    Cool husband and wife

    This is the best and most civil way

    to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

    Poems written byWIFE andHUSBAND


    WIFE:

    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart I got Heart Attack.

    HUSBAND:

    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    WIFE:

    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    WIFE:

    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far

    HUSBAND:

    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?

    WIFE:

    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like you should be kept in a zoo.
    Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
    Not in the cage but outside, laughing at you






















    Doctor: They are for you

    hope you will enjoy
    rukmani














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    Mami,

    Kalaiyileye ( in the morning ) jokes paditchuten. ( aanalum only namuttu siripputhaan - pakkathula wife !!!! )

    Its all about maintaining Relations. First, all of us should accept that two individuals, born and brought up at different places, with different qualities, different mental attitudes can't be matched perfectly, unless otherwise ready to compromise and adjust. In other words it is called LOVE. It is up to the individual, to accept the reality and compromise with Life and try to make it more enjoyable. Just my 2 cents about Life Partner. ( Matti vidatheengo Mami - apparam coffee, tipan, sappadu CUT...............HA.......... .....HA.............HAA....... ........)

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    aiyo paavam meenakshi. kitcha enna poi bhayam

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