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    Management Lesson Number 1:

    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
    A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
    also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
    The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit
    sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a
    sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
    it.


    >>Management Learning:
    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
    very, very high up.

    Lesson Number 2:

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
    able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
    turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."Well, why don't
    you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
    "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at
    a lump of dung and found that it actually
    gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of
    the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
    he reached the second branch.

    Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly
    perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly
    spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
    the tree.

    >>Management Learning:
    Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
    you there.

    lesson Number 3:

    A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was
    so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
    large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by
    and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay
    there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
    realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing
    him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
    began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the
    bird singing and came to investigate.Following the
    sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
    cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

    >>Management Learning:
    1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
    2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
    friend.
    3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!


    Lesson Number 4:

    The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As
    they went along,they passed some people who remarked
    "it was a shame the old man was walking
    and the boy was riding".The man and boy thought maybe
    the critics were right, so they changed
    positions. Later, they passed some people that
    remarked, "What a shame,he makes that little boy
    walk." They decided they both would walk! Soon
    they passed some more people who thought they were
    stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.
    So the both rode the donkey! Now they passed some
    people that shamed them by saying "how awful to put
    such a load on a poor donkey".The boy and man said
    they were probably right so they decided to
    carry the donkey.As they crossed a bridge, they lost
    their grip on the animal and he fell into the river
    and drowned.

    >>Management Learning:

    If you try to please everyone, you will eventually
    lose your ASS.

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    definitely lessons to remember.
    Cum recte vivis, ne cures verba malorum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluelotus
    definitely lessons to remember.
    Thanks Bluelotus!!!

    Surya

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    Fun stuff, my friend I dont see you for the last couple days (after we declqared our friendship)? what happened to ya? busy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gokulan42
    Fun stuff, my friend I dont see you for the last couple days (after we declqared our friendship)? what happened to ya? busy?
    thanks buddy...yup little busy......exams....

    Take care....

    Surya

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    How can he come here after you became friend to him ?

    Surya - funnyyyyyyyyyyyy heheheheh
    Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending....Priyasagii

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    Quote Originally Posted by sagi
    How can he come here after you became friend to him ?

    Surya - funnyyyyyyyyyyyy heheheheh
    gokul pavam thangamana payyan summa sollatheenga sagi...

    thanks for ur feed back...

    Surya

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    thangamana paiyan? hehehehe ok ok
    Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending....Priyasagii

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    Quote Originally Posted by sagi
    thangamana paiyan? hehehehe ok ok
    u have any other idea..

    if so please tell me..also secret abt katteri...ok va...

    Surya

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    Surya, ennaba idhu. frienda pathi oru ponnutte kettu decide panna poreeya. Never ever do that
    Gokul is the reincarnation of Ayothi Raman

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    Quote Originally Posted by gokulan42
    Surya, ennaba idhu. frienda pathi oru ponnutte kettu decide panna poreeya. Never ever do that
    correct thala u r gold...I will stick to it....

    Surya

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    surya enna avanga thalaya ????
    Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending....Priyasagii

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    Management lesson to salaried employees

    A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.


    So, he goes over to the dog and notices' it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please."


    The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher looks inside and, low and behold, there is a $10 note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog. So off he goes.


    The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button.


    Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.


    The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus.


    The dog then shows a ticket, which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus.


    The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside waiting for the bus stop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor.


    Then, without waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop. It opens the big iron gate and rushes inside towards the door.


    As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.


    The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.


    The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."


    Moral of the story...

    You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but shall always fall short of the bosses' expectations.

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